Meme Me... Avon
Name the last four things you bought: Bought? That will be when Fearless Leader hands out some of the treasure, correct? That will be about the time Vila takes up a vow of silence.
Whatever I bought the day I was arrested, therefore. And none of your business.
Name four drinks you regularly drink: Ersatz coffee, ersatz goldfruit juice, ersatz Kohkohla, and Vila's unidentifiable moonshine. I recommend the moonshine.
Last time you cried? None of your business. Zen's deleted the Bambi viscast, anyway.
What's in your CD player? I don't buy antiques except to sell at a profit. If you're asking in recorded music, Zen has a full recording of all known Lindorian atonal symphonies are something I find pleasant and soothing, and god knows we need soothing on this ship... they also drive Jenna completely mad after twelve hours, and that I also find pleasant.
What's under your bed? My half of ten million credits, which is also none of your business.
What time did you wake up today? Too early, thanks to the Great and Glorious Cause.
Current hair? Who was the idiot who suggested Cally as barber around here?
Current clothes? I don't care what they say about the leather and studs, I like it.
Current desktop picture? Gold. And lots of it. And all mine - ours. No, mine.
Current worry? That Blake will give the treasure away before Vila and I manage to get our share of it out of his hands. That Blake will manage to get us all killed before Vila and I manage to get our share of it out of his hands. That Blake will get killed at... I didn't say that.
Current hate? Too many to mention... hate is an art form, and one I'm very good at.
Favorite place to be? On the Liberator, a long way from Blake's Great and Glorious Cause. If that ever happens.
Least favorite place? Off the Liberator, neck-deep in the fallout from Blake's Great and Glorious Cause.
If you could play an instrument, what would it be? Once I'm wealthy enough, I'll pay someone else to play (they have to be better than Cally and her Auronar bone-flute).
Favorite color(s)? Black. No, that it might be slimming has nothing to do with it...
How tall are you? Tall enough to stand eye-to-eye to Fearless and Bull-Headed Leader (when wearing the right shoes).
Where would you like to go? Somewhere where no one will be able to touch me...
Favorite food? Ersatz choklit teddy bears.
Color of most clothes you own: I'll wear any colour, as long as it's black.
Number of pillows you sleep with? One. Flat.
What do you wear when you go to sleep? Also none of your business, but there's a reason I don't answer late night alarms from the flight deck.
What were you doing 12am last night? Ignoring a late night alarm from the flight deck.
How old will you be in ten years? I'll be satisfied to actually be alive in ten years. The way Blake is going, that's unlikely.
What do you think you'll be doing in ten years? Either hiding anonymously in disgustingly decadent wealth, or... well, the way Blake is going, you can guess.
Are you paranoid? No. They are all out to get me.
Do you burn or tan? I've never been in sunlight long enough to find out. And am happy to keep it that way.
What is the brand of your wallet? RebelsScum Ltd (part of the parcel of gifts we were 'rewarded' with for saving Avalon. I'd have preferred money).
First piercing/tattoo? It reads 'if you can read this, I'll have to kill you'. Where it is is none of your business.
Last person you yelled at? (checks watch) It can't be more than forty-five minutes since I last yelled at Blake... I must be mellowing.
Last thing you ate? An ersatz choklit teddy bear. It was Vila's, he's still looking for it.
Last time you had sex? None of your business (and I'm too exhausted to lie) but it's not easy being the Galactic Sex Object...
-the end-
(Just a typical internet meme... I could not resist)