Hey people! So, as you know, it's TOKKA WEEK! This is my first time doing a pairing week, so be nice! (Translation: some of these might suck, but flames aren't accepted.)

Day 1: Rumble

Characters: Toph, Sokka, Zuko, and The Boulder makes an appearance.

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Toph, Sokka, and Zuko sat in the stands of Earth Rumble Eight. Front row, of course.

"So... we just watch sweaty guys throw rocks at eachother? It kinda seems like a waste of time," the new Firelord said.

The other two snorted in unison before giving eachother weird looks, Toph's being about two inches to the left. "It's more than that, Princess. It's a show of pure strength. And last time I checked, I'm not sweaty or a guy." Toph replied.

Zuko just stuck out his tongue and slumped in his earthen seat.

"So who are you gonna beat this year?" Sokka asked excitedly.

"I dunno, I don't actually fight 'til the last round. That's how being the champ works. It doesn't matter though, I'll win," Toph, just turned fourteen, replied.

Xin Fu rose out of the earth in an explosion of stone and earth before announcing "Welcome to the Eighth annual Earth Rumble! Our first competitors tonight will be the Blind Bandit and the Gecko!"

"WHAT?" Toph screamed before earthbending herself up to Xin Fu. "Listen here numbskull! I'm the champ, and I'm not afraid to stick you in a metal cage again!"

"Listen kid, you were in Ba Sing Se for a peace treaty during Earth Rumble Seven, right?"

Toph could only nod.

"Then you didn't win, so you weren't the champ. You can either fight the rest of the competitors, or you can quit. Which one's it gonna be?"

Toph chose to fight, of course.

Meanwhile, Sokka was fuming. "HOW CAN THEY DO THAT? SHE HAD TO GO TO THAT MEETING, KUEI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!" he screeched to Zuko, who only rolled his eyes and agreed. In all honesty, Kuei was possibly the worst Earth King to rule in the past hundred years. And coming from a teenage Firelord, that meant something.

Zuko sighed and asked "How did you even convince me to come to this?" Just as Toph defeated the third competitor to have the misfortune of fighting her.

"I didn't. Toph said she needed both her 'brothers' here for this, remember?"

"Then where's Aang?"

"What do you mean? I'm totally her brother! You know, except we're not actually related..."

"You're joking, right? You two shamelessly flirt, out in the open, and expect to only count as her brother? You're more clueless than I thought."

"Pfft, Toph would never like someone like me. And IT'S NOT FLIRTING IF I END UP WITH A BRUISE!" Sokka said with a hint of sadness in his voice.

At this, Zuko burst out laughing. "Oh Agni! This is just too funny! She's been head-over-heels for you since forever! And you know how she shows affection, don't be so surprised."

Sokka perked up, and screamed "YEAH! BLIND BANDIT KICKS ASS!". She'd just gotten into the final match, not that it was that hard for the world's best earthbender.

"How about a bet? If The Boulder wins, I'll confess to Toph. If Toph wins, I get access to the Royal Winery for a week. Deal?" Sokka proposed.

"Fine, but you're paying for everything you break." Zuko replied with a smirk as they both turned back to the event.

"The Boulder feels bad about fighting someone he once helped."

"The only bad feeling you're gonna have when I'm done with you is the feeling of a broken arm!" Toph taunted.

"Tho Boulder disagrees."

It's obvious that Toph won. The stadium erupted in applause and Toph danced around the arena in victory. Zuko sighed and handed over the keys to the Royal Winery.

Later that week...

"Yer mah best buddy, ya kno that Tophie?" Sokka slurred and he staggered drunkenly through the halls of the Fire Nation royal palace.

"You's betr not call me Tophie, Sockeye! I is the... the.. the DEAF BANDIT!" the equally drunk girl retorted.

"Heyyy! Im no a fishy! Yue's a fishy! Or is she tha moon.. I'm confuzleddd..."

"Wah evers. HOLY CRIPPLE! Teo's here! Maybe he wants sumthin ta drink? YO TEO! WE'S GOT SUM FIRE-WISKEE, YA WANNA TRY SOME?"

"Teo's no here Tophie... yur drunk. Gimme tha firewikee. HOLY CRAPPER THEY HAV TURTLE DUCKS HERE!"

"Holy Kyoshi, ya fur serius? I luv turtle-duckies! I had a pet one once, but it got eated by a leperd-kitty."

"Tophie loves turtle-duckies! Tophie loves turtle-duckies!" Sokka sing-songed.

"Suddup." Toph said as she cuddled a turtle-duck. Yes, Toph tends to do un-Toph-ish things when she's drunk.

"Ah luv ya, Tophie," Sokka said with a grin.

"Wuh ya say? I'm tha deaf badnit, I can hear ya!"

"Yu kno wuh I sed!"

Toph vomited in the turtle-duck pond and sobered up a little. She got tired and rested her head on Sokka's knee, the turtle-duck waddling off. "Night Sokeye... I luv ya too," she said before dozing off.

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Disclaimer Time!

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Toph: Ashee owns nothing but the idea. And she thinks someone might have used it already, so she might not even own that. Also, turtles are cool.

Ashee: Good job Tophie! You get some cocaine!

Toph: YAYEE!

Message to all the people that just read that: Drugs aren't good, don't do them. Don't get drunk unless you're old enough, and can handle the hangover. No animals were harmed in the making of this crack-ish Tokka oneshot. Okay, so maybe my cat had a spazz attack. But no FICTIONAL animals were harmed.

Hope you liked it, more to come soon!

Peace, Love, Tokka

Love, Ashee (insert heart here)