You're sitting at home in your room and you look out the window. You notice that your brand new car has just been stolen. You gasp and cross your arms and stand up.
"Like a good neighbor state farm is there!" and your State Farm agent shows up in your driveway. He waves at you and sends a smile your way and you graciously return it. Then you look back at your laptop and see the newest John Cena shirtless picture on your dashboard of your favorite website 'Tumblr'. Then...Boom! That's when a bright idea hits you.
"With John Cena naked in my bedroom!" you say. You hear a swooshing sound and close your eyes before turning your head. Once your head is turned towards your bed you cautiously open your eyes to see WWE Superstar John Cena laying on your bed naked. Your heart starts racing as he gives you that devilish smirk knowing you two were about to...well...you know.
"J-John C-Cena?" you ask knowing the answer.
"...You CAN see me" he says waving his hand in front of his perfectly packaged...package.
Then out of the blue Kofi Kingston walks into your bedroom with his bright yellow ring gear on and his bright neon green shirt on. He looks at Cena and his eyes widen before looking over at you. He then goes to the camera that's positioned at a right angle of your room and knocks on it.
"Hey Kids, I'm Kofi Kingston" Kofi says smiling.
"Coffee there's obviously no kids here" Zack Ryder says from off set. "C'mon you're messing up my assistant-ness man! Go back to RAW and go fight Perfection"
"I am Perfection" Dolph Ziggler says from off set somewhere.
"Shut up!" Zack says.
"Can't you see we're trying to make a commercialized porno here. Everyone get out!" Cena yelled. "Except you" he says to you.
"Once again, I'm Kofi Kingston and You over here" Kofi says pointing towards you. "Cena is about to put the Boom Boom" he says doing his hand movements. "In your bed room"
Camera cuts off.