D JOURNEEY TO SCOUTLAND
it's like scotland but totally better and underwater and stuff and it has david tennant11!
One day there was much angery times when Fluttershy pimp slapped Pinkie Pie but then much explosion achun came along when a giant milkshake come and angety pink stuff come down on thir fucking heads. It was like conditioner but not so shut up and read the story. It was Richard Nixon!1111 Oh no said Flutteryshy who caught the squits from looking at da e x preisnet. OH NO they all scream. Then David Tennant did the samba and saved day!
OH WOW said Rarity and Pinkie Pie who went to go clop clop his hair because it was becaseutoful. To celebrate they go yo a country called Scoutland which is like Scotchland but totally better and underwater and stuff and it has david tennant!11!
So David Tennant, Pinkie pee, Fluttershut, Rainbow Fash and Unicorno da horsy porn star all flew with magical density to see what the fuss was aboot (ha ha geddit ceuase t;s scottish). So when they atrived they all were greetings by Collin who was da King of Scoutland and challenged them all to under LIMBO SEAWEED ACHIN!11111
They all tried and got mangled like dolls and smoked cannibuses. Then Scoutland was in danger because Mel Gibson came and wanted it back because when he filmd braveheart he missed it so much and wanted FREEEEEEEEDOM bak k cuz now he's a rasists bastard who hats da jaws. WTF sed Mel who was not Scuttish but Australian.
Pinkie Pee say "nu this is not scotchland"
"YOU LIE" say Mel and he killed her by raping herhead off. OW, then he used wind attackj like in Fanatasy Final 5. K?
OMG NOOOOOO PINKIE PEEE screamed David Tennant who loved her for for years and years even throuygh the just met XD
WTFFFFFFFF SAVE US
David Tennat try but it too strong to fight against Mel Gibson's Jewish hate XD So Rainbow Dash and Rairyz had to call Ciollin for help and he came and decided the power of song save us all. He used skype and facebook to call his friends and decided a song to save us all again. He sung milli vannilli and Mel Gibson was rassist so he can't sing a song or stand songs by blak ppl and went BOOM.
Pinkie Pie came back to life with David Tennat and they kissed with lethgaric passion! YAY THEY SAID SO THEY MARRIED AND MEL GIBSON WAS THE BUFET AND KING COLLIN WAS MADE A STATUTE FOR AND I WAS SOOOOO PROUD.
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