The Time Ash Went Mad
By: Nathan Alexander Kaiser
Disclaimer: All Things Poke'mon are owned by several people.
Note: Poke'mon will be talking English throughout this entire fic.
Our story starts as Ash, Brock, Misty, Pikachu, Togepi.
Ash: Where are we?
Misty: We are near Bazooka Town.
Brock: Why are going there?
Ash: I have to get something.
LATER
Now are group is in Bazooka town.
Ash: Look at all the Wepons for sale!
They see stands selling weopons from Bombs to Tazers
Ash:You guy's go to the Poke'mon Center I have to get something.
AT THE POKE'MON CENTER
Brock: It's NURSE JOY!!!!!!
Misty: Brock don't you get it that no Nurse Joy will go for you because they have life time jobs at these centers.
Brock: I don't care.
Then Brock goes up to Nurse Joy and ask's:
Brock: Will you go on a date with me?
Nurse Joy: Sure. Is 8:00pm good for you?
Brock:YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse Joy: What's with him?
Misty: You're the first Nurse Joy to say yes to him.
And now we look to what Ash is doing.
Ash:How much for a Bazooka?
Guy:$1000.00
Ash:Here you go.
Then Ash gives the guy 1000 bucks
Ash:This baby will teach Team Rocket to mess with me.
BACK TO THE CENTER
Pikachu: I'am leaving this scene for awhile because I'am Hungury and Horny at the same time.
Note: Pikachu is a Girl Pikachu in this fic and all other fics I write after this.
Togepi:Wait comeback I love You!
Then Pikachu Comes back
Pikachu:What did you say?
Togepi: I said I love You.
Then Pikachu and Togepi find a nice qiet room that is empty and have erotic pokemon sex.
LATER
and now we see all of the group encluding two very sweaty Poke'mon.
Then James, Jessie, Meowth enter.
Ash:It's Team Rocket.
JJM: (Their motto)
Ash:That's it I have had enough you guy's coming in with fucking ass motto,and trying to get my Poke'mon, and if you do not leave me and my friends and family alone I will personly kill you!
JJM: with what ?
Ash: This
Then Ash puls out a Heat Seeker Bazooka.
JJM: you woudn't really kill us would you?
Ash: YES!
JJM:HELP!
Then Ash fires and blows apart Meowth
JJ:RUN!
Then James and Jessie run for their lives
Then Ash and Misty kiss passionally.
THE-END
Note: Can someone from
WWW.AGNPH.COM or any body with good drawing skills draw a scene from this fic please.