Hey guys, I am making this story about what I wanted Pokémon to be in my own image.
I throw on my, I'm better than everyone in life clothes, and head out, but not without my annoying mother telling me to "be careful" and other crap like that. Leaving my house to start my journey I try to leave my town but no I get stopped by a little girl. The little girl said "Where you going white boy you cant go that way." Well forget her, going to the Pokémon lab of a professor's name I can't pronounce.
I get my weird named Pokémon, battle my rival, who can never beat me, We get our poke'dex for an errand that we have to do for the dome a** professor. I head of for a retarded journey I'm destined to go on.
On the route to the next city battling all of the stupid Pokémon that try to beat me but to weak to. So getting to the next city they tell me that I have to all the dome a** gym leaders.
In the first gym throw out my weird named Pokémon to beat her Pokémon, who is never going to be better than mine, I beat all the people protecting the gym leader and beat her.
I leave and find these weird dressed people that have stolen a poke'dex from my rival. Of course they beat him and now I have to beat them for that weak a** rival of mine. I beat the weak spineless fools, they gave back the poke'dex to my rival.
The next two days I spend trying to find the next city without running in to trainers. I try to go around them and they turn around and say "I have been standing here for five days just battle me." I battle all of them, but one I have to double battle so I caught another Pokémon.
I went to a name changer guy and gave all my Pokémon new names. Bob and Bobby were my Pokémon. I went and battled the stupid suited guys got a cool looking bike from a guy I saved and went to the gym. I lost and thought it was bull s***. So I trained went again beat him called him a b***h and left.
The next day I went to catch a rare Pokémon that the evil people tried to get but I stopped them and captured the Pokémon for my own killings of other weaklings. But the Pokémon was pretty sexist. I couldn't believe it wasn't a girl or boy.
Well thats it i hope you injoyed it. If i should make a second chapter please tell me.