Meme Me ... Chris
Name the last four things you bought: Black shirts. Black socks. Black pants. Black long johns.
Name four drinks you regularly drink: Rotgut whiskey, more rotgut whiskey, one more rotgut whiskey for the road... and Mary's coffee, which is worse than rotgut.
Last time you cried? I didn't. And if Tanner tells you anythin' else, I'll shoot him.
What's under your bed? Two black cases and don't bother askin' to look inside.
What time did you wake up today? Josiah started pounding that damn roof at dawn, and Standish tried to shoot his hammer outa his hand. Who can sleep through that?
Current hair? Bein' pulled out by the roots while I try to - 'lead' these six foolhardy idiots and keep 'em alive.
Current clothes? Black. And the pants seem to have shrunk in the wash again. Mary and the other ladies don't seem to mind...
Current worry? Which of these fools I'm leading is gonna get his fool self near killed next.
Current hate? The men who killed my family. And worryin' about which of these fools I'm leading is gonna get his fool self near killed next.
Favorite place to be? The past - before my family were killed.
Least favorite place? The past - between when my family were killed and meetin' Vin and the others.
If you could play an instrument, what would it be? Harmonica - well someone needs to be able to, so's we can take it off Vin who damn well can't.
Favorite color(s)? You blind or somethin'?
How tall are you? Tall 'nough.
Where would you like to go? Nowhere right now - this town does as well as anywhere and better'n most.
Favorite food? Anythin' not cooked by any of the boys. Or Mary.
Color of most clothes you own: You still blind or somethin'?
Number of pillows you sleep with? ...Pillow?
What do you wear when you go to sleep? ...Wear?
What were you doing 12am last night? Dunno, but it seemed to involve three bottles of rotgut, both of JD's pistols, Buck, Vin and that old fool Conklin, and at least four of the first-floor windows of Virginia's Hotel. And three extra-large-size ladies' drawers gone missin' from Miz Conklin's washin' line.
And none of us are tellin', not even old Conklin.
How old will you be in ten years? Old enough. Or dead.
What do you think you'll be doing in ten years? Don't think about if if I c'n help.
Are you paranoid? ... Someone tell you to ask me that?
Do you burn or tan? Seen that sun out there? Burns.
What is the brand of your wallet? It was made here in town. It's black.
First piercing/tattoo? ... You mean arrow or bullet?
Last person you yelled at? Hell, I can't remember, probably Vin. Or Josiah. 'Less it was Buck or JD, or even both of 'em. Coulda been Nathan... Nah, had to be Ezra...
'Less it was Vin.
Last thing you ate? Beans. Cooked by one of the boys. But at least it weren't Mary.
Last time you had sex? ... Which of 'em told you to ask me that?
-the end-
(Just a typical internet meme... I could not resist)