Hey guys! This is a little small on-shot basically on humor. But I think i kind of failed at it. *goes to emo at one corner*
Natsu's Idiocy
It was a cool morning. Everything seemed fine in the guild. No fighting had occurred as Gray was out on a mission with Juvia. Lucy was sitting on a chair in front of the bar and chatting with Mira. Erza was sitting beside Lucy, indulging herself with her strawberry cake. Natsu was checking out the mission board for a mission to do.
"Luce, Luce, I found a mission! Lets do it together!" Natsu came running towards Lucy and shoved the paper in her face.
"Watch the face, Natsu!" Lucy scolded and took a look at the paper.
This is a very simple request.
I have a magic ball to attend to and I need a partner.
I need a mage to be my boyfriend for a day.
If you are able to help me, please contact me at Magnolia house 51.
Thanks for taking your time to read this request.
Sakamoto Yui
"What? Natsu you want to be someone's boyfriend?" Lucy asked in shock.
"What's wrong with being a boyfriend for a day? I am a boy and I can be a friend. See, BOY-FRIEND." Natsu said. Lucy jaw dropped, Erza who was eating her food almost choked and the whole guild stopped what they were doing, to look at who had said that. However, as soon as they realized it was Natsu, the guy whose middle name is STUPID, they went back if their own work.
Erza regained her composure and stood up and approached Natsu, "Natsu, that is not what a boyfriend means."
"Then, what does it mean?" Natsu frowned.
"A boyfriend is someone who a girl loves and goes out with. Like on dates." Erza answered.
"What are dates?" Natsu as he crossed his arms and a question mark appeared on the top of his head. Lucy jaw dropped again and the whole guild stopped what they were doing to look at the person who said that. Once they realized it was Natsu again they went back to there work.
"Oh my, Oh my." Mira said, "You really are stupid."
"What was that suppose to mean?" Natsu yelled with a tick mark on the back of his head.
"Nothing. Nothing at all." Mira smiled as she wiped the bar.
"Natsu…" Erza soothed, "Dates are….Ok, imagine you and I are boyfriend and girlfriend, we will go out to a restaurant to eat, go to the park, beach and many other places together. We will kiss, hug, hold hands and do many other things. That is what it means by boyfriend and dates. Understand?"
Natsu had his hand on his chin as he tried to process everything Erza had just said.
'Boyfriend…me and you…hug, kiss…go out…date…' Natsu thought before screaming and running behind Lucy.
"What?" Lucy jumped.
"….Erza just asked me on a date…." Natsu said, trembling behind Lucy.
Erza felt a vein pop out of her head, "Natsu, you coming with me. You are going to read storybooks to improve your knowledge. And there is no way I will ever date a baka like YOU."
Erza grabbed his scarf and pulled him out of the guild as he yelled, "NOO!"
"Good luck, Natsu…" Lucy said as a sweat drop from her head. The whole guild laughed at Natsu bad luck.
"A man shouldn't be an IDIOT!" Elfman shouted causing the whole guild to laugh even harder.
So was it funny? Or did it suck? Tell me your opinion by reviewing! Thanks! XD