Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater

Dedicated to a friend of a friend who cosplayed Tsubaki and Black Star with her ex-fiancee.

And the Moral of the Story...


Once upon a time, Black Star and Tsubaki were fucking in their third story apartment when Black Star got hit by a truck.

Tsubaki was fine.

She lived happily ever after.


A/N: So this story was a late-night thought that popped into my head. I think I woke my parents up when I laughed my ass off.