There a lumber Jack than love to smoke,
And at the same time he loved to kill people.
One day he saw a police officer named Ron
Going out for a smoke break. "Hey you got
A smoke?" asked the lumber Jack but Ron didn't
See a thing so he continued to smoke.
"You got a smoke Ron?" He asked again,
Then Ron immediately drew his gun
And shouted "who the fuck is out there?"
But he got no answer. He shouted again
"I said who the fuck is out there?"
Then a ax chopped right into his shoulder
And he dropped to the ground.
As Ron look up the lumber Jack shoved
The ax right down Ron throat;
As he picked up his cigarettes
He smiled saying "jeez I only axed you
For a smoke"
THE END