Disclaimer: This is complete and total FICTION. That means it never happened and is completely untrue. In fact, this is so far from the truth that it isn't even in the same country as the truth. I don't own anybody: Big Time Rush, the characters, and all referenced scenes belong to Nickelodeon, and I make no money off of this. I am not in any way implying said characters' sexual identities.
The lovely "beautywithbrains" inspired this. I hope you like it!
"Grace, come on; we've got to go to Wal-Mart and get some stuff before we fly to Boston for the show." Kendall told me. "Your friend Kelsey is meeting us there, right? Then we're going to LAX and flying out?"
"Right." I said, checking the itinerary on my phone. Let me back up and explain why I'm going with BTR on tour. No, I'm not one of the guys' girlfriends (although that would be cool); I'm a back-up singer/dancer. I help them remember all the words and dance moves (because, let's face it, there's a crap-ton of them). Since Mama Knight was making Katie stay home this time (I mean, Ciara; she didn't get to go because she had to catch up on her real-life schoolwork), I was the only girl. That couldn't happen, so I got to invite a friend along. I picked Kelsey, who was also a good singer and dancer (we'd spent hours watching the music videos and perfecting the moves). "Ok. Let's do this."
We managed to get into Wal-Mart ok, but that's when all hell broke loose.
Carlos started it by grabbing a baseball helmet and a golf club (how we'd ended up in sporting goods, I don't know; we only needed groceries); James got a golf club and a baseball and they started playing floor hockey (yes, in the middle of the store.) I noticed one of the employees looking at us, so I got Kelsey, Logan, and Kendall to help me get them over to the groceries.
James and Carlos disappeared again; the next thing we heard was "Woo! Strike! Take that James!" We ran to the sound, and found James and Carlos in the pop aisle, with a frozen turkey (they were turkey bowling, using 2-liter bottles of pop as pins). My phone dinged. "Uh guys? Our flight's been cancelled." I looked up in time to see the same employee from sporting goods walking out of the employee's break room, saying, "Now the distraction will have to leave and spend their time finding a new flight" and shutting the cell phone.
I started parading around the store, yelling, "Big Time Rush loves Wal-Mart!" Kelsey joined in, and then so did Kendall, Logan, James, and Carlos; the manager saw our rally as good publicity, so he booked us another flight, this time on a private jet.
As we were in mid-air, Kelsey said, "Thanks for inviting me."
"You're welcome. It's not usually this crazy." I said, and we both sat back and listened to Kendall and Logan yell at James and Carlos. "…especially in front of a guest! But, it worked out-this time. It better not happen again, got it?"
"Yes." James and Carlos said.
"Ok. Now, who's up for a game of cards? Grace? Kelsey?"
"Sure." This was going to be the best trip ever.