Look, Naruto, Look! See Sakura train!
Sakura and Naruto are ninja. "Being a ninja is fun!" Naruto says.
"Sure is!" Sakura says happily.
Sakura and Naruto are friends.
Look, Naruto, Look! See Sasuke brood!
"Grrr! I am a grumpy face!" says Sasuke.
"Being a grumpy face is not fun!" Naruto says. "Don't be a grumpy face, Sasuke!"
"But my brother is a meanie poo-head!" says Sasuke.
Look, Naruto, look! See Hinata blush!
Hinata wants to be friends with Naruto.
"Hey Hinata!" Naruto says gleefully.
But Hinata is too shy. Hinata runs away.
"Bye Hinata!" Naruto says sadly.
Look, Naruto, Look! See Orochimaru!
Orochimaru is a snake. Snakes are icky-gross.
"You're icky-gross, Orochimaru!" Naruto says.
"You're right," Orochimaru says. Bye Orochimaru!
In conclusion, I have no idea what constitutes a K fic.