Okay. I was really extremely bored so i thought, "Hey, let me just do that!" and i did. but then i got tired and just got to the point! Hallejuah, Middle Earth is saved!
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Okay. So this really short guy with hairy feet named Bilbo Baggins was celebrating his one hundreth and eleventh birthday! Wouldn't he be dead by now? Anyways, his cousin, yet not really sexy Frodo Baggins, gets a hold of the ring. The one ring to rule all of the galaxy...wait...anywho, and the really old wizard gave Frodo the ring in an envelope, and told him: "Keep it safe!" Then all of the sudden, he rides across Middle Earth to that one castle, Miris Tirith, and went through a lot of crap! Then one hour later he came back and told Frodo:
"You must destroy it!"
"But I dont want to..." Frodo replied whining.
"Now damn it!"
"Okay..."
Suddenly, another Hobbit with kankles named Samwise Gamgee fell in the room and was freaking out. Gandalf decided he would come along too, but Sam said he didnt want to. Wow, he would get fatter and fatter by the day...
Okay you know what...Frodo and Sam go to the evil place, destroy the ring, and Frodo said "Goodbye!" and left with Gandalf and the elves to whatever that place is! Okay? Anyways, Gandalf should have took the ring, flew on one of those eagles, and thrown it in the fire-y pits of the volcano in Mordor that never stops bleeding out lava!! Then then Middle Earth would be safe right away, instead of having them wait 9 whole freaking years for them to destroy it!!!!!!!
THE END!!!