Title: DW 4 DW
Rating: K
Summary: Dennis Waterman gets offered a part in Doctor Who.
Disclaimer: I don't own Little Britain or Doctor Who. I am going to see Little Britain live in a few days, which is nice :)
Author's Note: I usually just write Doctor Who stories, but I just love Dennis Waterman sketches, so here is mine!
DW 4 DW
In Jeremy Rent's office.
Jeremy (on phone): "Okay, thank you, goodbye."
Hangs up. There is a buzz on the intercom.
Voice: Dennis Waterman to see you.
Jeremy: Lovely. Send him in.
Dennis pokes his head round the door.
Dennis (in his usual high voice): Hello!
Jeremy: Dennis! Do come in, dear heart.
Dennis walks in. He is carrying a big cotton bag.
Jeremy (pointing to the bag): What's that?
Dennis: Oh, I've just come from the Laundromat.
Jeremy: Here, let me take that off your hands.
Dennis hands the bag over. For Jeremy, it's about 5 cm long. He is holding it between his fingers. He puts it down on his desk. Dennis climbs into the chair.
Jeremy: Now, I've just had a call from Russell T Davies, the executive producer of Doctor Who. He says he's very interested in having you play the Doctor's next incarnation.
Dennis (smiling): Oh that's brilliant!
Jeremy: He's even sent over a replica of the sonic screwdriver. Why don't you take a look at it?
Jeremy picks up the sonic screwdriver. He hands it over to Dennis. For Dennis, it's twice his size.
Dennis: Oo, nice.
Dennis puts the sonic screwdriver on the ground.
Dennis: Right, so they want me to star in it, write the theme toon, sing the theme toon …
Jeremy: No Dennis. They've had the same theme tune for over 40 years, I don't think they'll want a new one.
Dennis lowers his head.
Jeremy: Come on Dennis. Doctor Who's a very poplar show. You'd have fans all over the planet! Well, what do you say?
Dennis looks up at Jeremy.
Dennis (singing to the tune of Minder):
I travel through time and spa-ace
Do do do do do do
The last survivor of the Time Lord ra-ace
Do do do do do do
I've got a good idea, just you keep me near
I'll be so good for … Doctor Who!
Jeremy: I'll tell him you're busy.
Dennis nods. Jeremy sighs and takes out a bubble blower.
Dennis: Oo, where'd you get that?
Jeremy: My niece gave it to me.
Jeremy blows a bubble, which heads towards Dennis.
Dennis: Aarghh!
Dennis is trapped in the bubble. A small smile creeps onto Jeremy's face.
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There it is, my first Little Britain fic. BTW, did you understand the title? Dennis Waterman 4 Doctor Who. Anyway, please review!