Chapter 1

"No!"

Tony's face portrayed mock hurt. "Oh come on Tasha-"

"Don't call me that."

"-You and Clint want to have some private couple time, you need someone to
look after Alexis and BAM, here I is." Tony continued as if he wasn't
interrupted. Natasha bit her bottom lip and glanced at her husband. Alexis was
sitting on Clint's knee giggling as he played with her. She was wearing a light
purple dress with a matching bow in her short blonde curls. "I don't
know...where's Steve and Bruce?" "Bruce is in the lab and Steve
is-"

The elevator doors opened and the Captain walked in and smiled when he saw
them. "Hey guys, what's up?" "Spidey and Bird brain want to go
out but have no one to babysit their little Angel." Tony said earning a
glare from both Assassins.

"There is no way I am leaving Alexis with Tony." Clint said returning
his gaze to his daughter who was trying to gain his attention by wailing.
"It's okay Baby, Daddy won't leave you here with him." Clint cooed
and the girl smiled. She was such a daddy's girl, loving to have her Father's
attention at all times.

"She is going to be so difficult when she's a teen." Natasha
muttered. "I can look after Alexis for you." Steve offered. "Are
you sure?" The Captain nodded. "Yeah I used to babysit the neighbours
kids for some spare cash." Natasha looked at Clint who seemed happier with
leaving Alexis with Steve.

"Okay." Clint gave Alexis a kiss before handing her over to Steve;
she liked Steve so everything should be O.K. "We'll be back by nine. Be
good for Steve Sweetie." Natasha said kissing her daughter's chubby
cheeks. "Bye-bye." Alexis yelled when they left.

"Why does nobody trust me?" Tony asked as he watched Steve play with
the 'baby assassin'. Steve was lying on the floor, his elbow propping his head
up, Alexis sitting next to his chest. She was mumbling to herself as she made
her Barbie walk up his arms. "Because you're the most irresponsible person
in the tower."

"Thanks buddy."

At that moment Bruce walked in. "Hey guys where's Barton?" "He
and the missus are out, Steve's babysitting Alexis." Bruce sat next to the
millionaire and grinned when the eleven month old crawled over to his feet and
yelled. "Bwuce." He picked her up (He now fully trusted himself with
her) and placed her on his lap. She stood up on his thighs and her tiny hands
rested on his chest. "Bwuce." she repeated her voice squeaky, a smile
on her face. "That's right." he cooed, Tony rolling his eyes.

"Don't be jealous Stark." Bruce said smirking. The billionaire
laughed. "I'm not jealous, she loves me the most." Steve laughed from
where he lying on the floor. "Shut up old man." Alexis stared at
Tony, her bright blue eyes unblinking. "Tone." She said pointing at
him. He smiled and said his name for her to repeat. "To-Tony." she
said loudly. He smiled and picked her up tickling her and blowing raspberries
on her stomach making her giggle uncontrollably.

"Don't get her too excited Tony she might be sick." Pepper said
walking in. "No she won't, Will you Angel?" "Hungwy."
"Pepper your turn." The red head rolled her eyes and picked up
Alexis, walking into the kitchen.

Tony and Steve were playing CoD, Bruce watching with popcorn on his lap. They
had been playing for two hours...Steve was winning. "Tony I'm gonna have
a bath and relax can you have Alexis?" "Yeah sure, sure."

One hour later Natasha and Clint arrived home. "We're home." Natasha
announced as they walked into the dark living room. "Where's Alexis?"
Clint asked. "Right...here..." Tony said turning to his side and
finding an empty seat. "Shit." He yelled when Clint grabbed him by
his neck and pulled him up.

"Where the fuck is my daughter?!" He yelled as Natasha grabbed hold
of Steve and Bruce. "I don't know!" "I knew we shouldn't have
left her here with you guys! You are in so
much trouble Stark."

"Daddy!"

The team turned to see Pepper behind them, Alexis in her arms wearing a pink
onesie. She was in Clint's arms in seconds. "Thank god for you
Pepper." he said as he and Natasha fussed over their daughter. "Tony
you are never looking after her again. Ever."

The two assassins proceeded out the room but stopped when Alexis spoke.
"Crap!" she yelled from the top of her young lungs. "Baby who
taught you that word?" "Uncle Tony said it when he play his
game."

"TONY!"

A/N: Why Hello there?! Was this good? Crap? Please tell me in your reviews :D And I hope to see familiar faces...well Pen-names seeing as I have no idea what you people look like...