omg hey guys it's King... yoyoyoyoyo i got me a shklance fic, After Six PM, it's a morden au basically... except for the fact that Shiro is a bartender and Lance and Keith are club dancers ( no, not strippers, they wouldn't do that to each other ). And Nyma and Rolo's last name is Alien-os again, bc they're aliens in the show. And Shiro and Allura are siblings. yyeeeee just read the dam storey.
Chappy Uno: you'll be fine!
Shiro sighed. " Might as well give up now..." he threw his hands up, admitting defeat.
Allura Shirogane and Coran Butler was in Shiro's Kitchen talking with her boss on the phone, Pidge and Matt Holt were playing some video game on Shiro's TV, and Shiro was sitting on the couch, desperately searching for a job. He needed money, and he couldn't find it.
Pidge yelled in frustration. " Ughhhhh! Matt! Stop being so good at this game!"
Their older brother laughed in response, " Have you ever actually played Fallout 4?"
Shiro watched as the siblings bantered back and forth, and Coran hopped into Shiro's view, making jazz hands. " I think we just found your job." Shiro, being very tired from his hunt, didn't understand nor did he even begin to comprehend what the mustached man had just said.
" Huh?" he mumbled, earning a giggle from Matt. Coran moved and grabbed Shiro's wrist, dragging the buff man into the kitchen with Allura and him. Shiro stared at Allura as she talked, her mouth moving a mile a minute. Her eyes lit up when she saw Shiro, rushing to finish her conversation.
" Okay okay okay, Tell Blue and Red they're gonna kill it tonight, and yes, I'll have the guy out doing his part tonight. I promise. He will not give up this after seeing the Twin Lions..." She glanced at Coran and Coran nodded and giggled. " Yes, that was a Mustache giggle. No! Blue, I'm not recording it for you! Red, Shut him up! Ew! No, i didn't mean like that! Okay, gotta go Prince, bye bye. Mwah." She pressed the phone icon, and clicked her phone off, smiling at Shiro pointy ear to pointy ear.
" What?" Shiro simply asked.
Allura sqealed. " Oh my- the Castle of Lions. The boss wants to hire you! As a bartender, of course."
" Isn't that the Club that you guys work at?" Shiro asked.
" That makes it so much better! Matt and I, we are the best Lions." Pidge and Matt were now standing next to the others.
Coran sucked in a sharp breath. " Not so sorry to say it, but you know the Lions' ranking. Yellow, Green, Pink, Red, and then Blue. Blue's the best."
" I thought Red was ahead of La- B-Blue since the latter got sick?" Matt asked.
Shiro facepalmed. " Oh my lanta. I have no fucking clue what any of you are talking about, keep in mind."
Pidge patted Shiro's back. " You will after six."
Keith Kogane didn't get his coffee that morning. No amount of pleading and promising to less touchy at work was gonna make his boyfriend cave in.
" Now Keithy, Coffee stunts your growth, and we don't want you getting any shorter. You wanna be nice and tall and just like me, right?" Lance questioned as he twirled in circles around the emtpy stage, in the empty club.
" No. I don't wanna be anything like you." Keith snorted.
" Why not?" Lance stopped spinning and bent down to Keith who was sitting on the stage. Lance pecked his nose innocently. " Am i not good enough?" he turned around, strutting slowly to the center of the stage, wrapping around a pole and falling back.
" Well, one, you don't let me have my coffee. Two, you don't have ass worth shit." Keith spat, but not bitterly.
The Latino gasped, strutting back to Keith. " I am offended. I may not have ass or hip, that's your thing. But i-" he jumped in front of Keith. " Have legs for dayyyyys!"
Keith stood and pulled Lance closer to him, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend's waist. " You're an Idiot, McClain."
" Oh, Cállate." Lance smiled. Keith had picked up some Spanish phrases around Lance, and he recognized the word " Shutup" anywhere. It was very recent.
" Make me, Blue." Keith smirked as Lance's lips connected with Keith, giving him a quick kiss, then Lance kissed Keith's hair. " It's almost six, i wonder where everyone is."
Lance shrugged, still in Keith's embrace. " New guy. Bartender. I heard he's like, super fucking ripped. Why can't you be ripped, babe?" Lance laughed jokingly.
" If i was ripped, i wouldn't be a dancer." Keith noted.
" Or a Lion, for that matter." Lance nodded, wriggling free and grabbing Keith's hand to drag him to the other dancers who were outside chatting with the band and staff.
Allura, Pidge, and Matt looked more excited than ever. Pidge was rambling about the new guy, and Allura and Matt were going over the Pink and Yellow routine, showing the others how they switched positions so easily.
After chatting for a bit, Keith learned that the new guy was a former military kid, he worked as a bodyguard at some point, and his name was Takashi Shirogane, or more commonly known as " Shiro".
Lance had made a comment on that. " We'll have to give him a nickname, eh?"
Ezor had laughed, playing with her girlfriend's, Acxa's, hair. " Blueeee! I wanna pick his name!"
Zethrid snorted. " If you get to name a guy, my name's not Beefy anymore." she clarified
" No can dooo Confetti. Acxa still needs a name, though." Lance responded.
" Mufffffffin!" Ezor squealed, making Acxa- no, Muffin- sigh.
A deep and sharp voice had cut through the crowd. " Pink, Yellow, Blue, Red, and Green." Lotor, the boss, pointed to each of them. " Princess is upstairs with Rock, the girls are waiting for you guys, you need your costumes fitted in less than twenty."
Allura, Matt, Lance, Keith, and Pidge all saluted, saying " Aye, Sir Prince." and began sprinting towards the building.
" Oh, and Twins?" Lotor called.
Lance and Keith stopped and spun around to face Lotor.
" It's Bunny Thursday. Make The Castle of Lions good money. Now, off, off! Go!" Lotor waved them away.
The Twin Lions raced of inside, laughing to eachother.
" Naaaah, you'll be fine. If you can make a drink, you're good. Plus, It's Bunny Thursday. Everyone, even Prince and Princess, who are now your bosses, they'll be too distracted to notice if you slip up." Allura was saying, trying to get Shiro to cheer up. She jabbed a dark thumb at her back. " Could you tie that please?"
Shiro nodded, grabbing the lace and tightening it, then tying it in a neat bow. Allura and Shiro were brother and sister by adoption, Allura being a year younger. Shiro never really knew where his sister worked, but now... this made a lot of sense.
His sister was wearing a pink glittery bunny sex suit outfit. Really? She had white bunny ears attached to a pink headband, a white bunny tail, the glittery suit, and dark pink transparent leggings that covered her feet too. Allura had bright pink lipstick and eyeshadow, wearing a white suit cuff around her neck and wrists.
Shiro hated this place already.
" Is everyone dressed up like this?" He asked.
" Only the Lions. And just our opening dance." She responded, going over her lipstick again in her mirror.
" You still need to explain."
" Okay, so." Allura started. " The Lions are five special dancers, who also sing. There's Pink; me, Yellow; Matt, Green; Pidge, and the Twin Lions, Red and Blue."
Shiro nodded, brushing Allura's hair out. " Are they twins for real?"
Allura shook her head. " Oh, no no no. They're boyfriends. But nobody that's not Staff is allowed to know that, so shhh. But the crowd decided that they would be called the Twin Lions, and now they're the club's FAVORITE dancers. They have a lot of Single's together."
" Oh-kay. So, you guys are like, color coded or something?"
" Basically, yeah. But We have other dancers too, they just don't sing like us. They can't sing, ha." Allura snorted.
" So... this is a strip club." Shiro was mostly asking himself, but some confirmation would be nice.
Allura shrieked. " Heavens No! Well, yes. Ish. Not really though. But, yes, i guess so."
"MmHm."
There was a knock on Allura's dressing room door, and the siblings turned their heads to it. A high pitched voice yelled on the other side, " Pink! You done yet!?"
" Yeah, tell the others I'll be on in a tick, Confetti!" Allura yelled, and then silence again.
" We good?" She asked Shiro, who nodded again.
Allura stood up from her stool, and opened her door. " K. We gotta get to work. Rolo Alienos is at the bar, he'll help you get started. Bye Big Bro!" and she scurried off to her dance teammates.
Turns out, Shiro wasn't as bad at this than he thought. He's worked at a bar before, this was no different. Rolo turned out to be nice, and so were the waiters. Sometimes a customer would come up to the bar completely wasted, and he would have to deal with that. But that came with the job description.
So when the curtains opened for the stage to be revealed, all the people were on the floor, not even bothering with the bar, watching the stage, so that the waiters and bartenders huddled around the bar had a direct view and could watch too.
Rolo shoved Shiro's arm lightly. " Do you know what day it is?" he smirked.
Shiro sighed and rolled his eyes. " Bunny Thursday."
The Staff had gasped at Shiro. " How'd ya know, newbie?" Ulaz, a waiter, asked.
" You know Pink?" Shiro asked the rest.
They started mumbling dreamily about Pink, which disgusted Shiro to some of the things they said. " Pink's my sister." he frowned.
" You've gotta hot sister. But you know who's hotter? Red." Thace stated.
" No fucking way, that kid's half you're age." Sendak argued
" Thace's gotta point though, ya gotta admit, right Olia?" Te-osh countered.
Olia nodded, her light brown hair falling across one eye. " The guy can grind like damn coffee if you ask me. I personally like Blue though, like those legs."
The staff continued talking, until the music started playing, then they all shut up.
Shiro stared at the stage, and watched for what was yet to come...