A/N: Just a few crack oneshots based off of vines that everyone watches. I hope you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chapter 1: Move, I'm GAY
Office AU
Klance (don't expect anything else)
Keith's day at the office was not going well today.
First, he had gotten chewed out by his boss, Allura, for being late, then Space Dad was acting like a clone, some crazy customer had yelled at him (something about Keef needing to hurry up and come out already?), and now he needed print something, but the guy in front of him was taking too long and blocking his way.
Queef was 300% done with life, and because of that, wasn't making rational decisions.
"Move, I'm gay." The guy in front of him turned around and backed away. Keeef recognized the man as the guy he had a Bonding Momentwith, but chose at that moment not to give a shat.
Lance watched Kieth shove all of his papers to the floor, and stared as he calmly started printing out his own papers. After a minute of silence, Keithhh picked up his stack and stomped out like the emo he was. Lance gazed at the back of his co-worker until he exited the printing room.
"BItCH wHaT THe fuCK." screeched one part of Lance's brain.
On the other side of Lance's brain, wedding bells rang.
On the outside, Lance had fainted.
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