But, who was screaming? "But, who was screaming?" Sonic inquired.
"You stupid hedgehog! I was the one screaming! It was my Dr. Eggman Scream-o-Metatic Machine! He pointed at it." He pointed at it.
"Fuck your stupid saying stupid shit! Faggot! Why would you do that?" Sonic yelled.
"Well, you silly furball, I did that so I could get your attention! Read this!" And Eggman pulled out a letter adressed to Sonic. Sonic took the letter and read it.
'Dear Sonic, I baked a cake for you. Please come to the castle. Signed, Princess Sally (peach)'
"Holy shit, Eggman! This letter is from Sally! I can tell, because that's where the return adress goes!" Sonic said, finishing his chili dog.
"Then run to her, boy, run to the return adress!" Eggman shouted, and Sonic took off at the speed of sound, causing a musical montage.
Sonic, he can really move!
Sonic, he's got an attitude!
Sonic, HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE!
HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE!
HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Sonic arrived at the return adress and found that it led directly to a small building. There was a sign next to it that said "PRINCESS SALLY LIVES HERE" and under it was a sign saying "THIS IS A TRAP". Sonic walked though the front door, when suddenly, IT WAS A TRAP!
Eggman appeared in his Eggpod, laughing wildly at the sight of Sonic being trapped in a small cage. "Hoho! You fell for it!" He said gleefully.
"FUCK YOUR SHIT EGGFAGGOT, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP WHEN I GET THE FUCK UP OUTTA HERE, BITCH!" Sonic ranted, but he was unable to get the fuck up outta there since he was trapped. In a box. He ran around the small box for a while before saying "LET ME OUTTA HERE FAG"
Eggman ohohohoed and said, "No way, Sonic! I won't be letting you out that easily!"
"First, you must do something for me..." Eggman's glasses flashed like an anime character.
"What is it, stupid bitch?" Sonic asked, now content with being stuck in the box.
"If you fuck me, I will let you go." Eggman said, leaning back in his pod. A long pause.
"UM NO" said Sonic.
"Would you fuck me if I was wearing something sexier?"
"no"
"Would you fuck me if I transformed into something sexier?"
"no"
"Would you fuck me, with a goat?"
"wut"
"Would you fuck me in a house? Would you fuck me... with a mouse?"
"FUCK NO YOU STUPID BITCH"
"why not"
"I DO NOT LIKE EGGMAN DICK. I DO NOT LIKE IT, EGG-I-AM"
"Would you fuck me if I transformed into Sally?"
"no she's a bitch"
"Would you fuck me if I transformed into Amy?"
"sure whatever"
And so Eggman transformed into Amy.
The room instantly began to change, becoming the ultimate love nest. Sonic looked around the amazing lovenest. He soon came to the conclusion that he wanted to leave. However, he had made an agreement. And so there was Eggmamy, who was Eggman who was transformed to look exactly like Amy. With science.
"Get over here and fuck me already," said Eggmamy. Sonic did not like this one bit.
Suddenly, ROBOTNIK CAME INTO THE ROOM!
"What the fuck are you doing to my reputation?" said Robotnik. both Eggmamy and Sonic were lost for words.
"Can I offer you something eat, so-so-something to eat?" Robotnik said, offering Sonic something to eat.
"Um, no," said Sonic, who was now tapping his foot like a bitch.
"I think I love you, Sonic!" said Robotnik
"Yeah?" said Sonic.
"Be the honor of my looove. Can I offer you something to eat, so-so-something to eat? Can I offer you teaaa and something to eat? Come in, come in, what a pleasant surprise, come in my little friends. Come in, come in, can I offer you tea? How thoughtful of me, offer you tea-tea-tea-tea?" said Robotnik
Sonic did not like this situation still.
Even worse, Eggman was turning back into Eggman.
And then they got closer.
The next thing Sonic knew, he was being raped violently by both Eggmen. It wasn't too bad.
The next day, Sonic woke up in the lovebed, with the Robotniks sleeping on his chest. He ran the fuck away like he was fucking scared for his life because he was. He also had huge chest pains due to the fucking Robotniks sleeping on his chest.
He arrived back home to find Tails and Amy fucking on his bed. Sonic didn't like this still. In fact, he decided that this was not a very good thing, and he didn't really want this to happen. He grabbed his shotgun and shot the fuck out of both of them, causing his bed to become filled with blood. He then decided to rape Amy's dead body, since he had secretly had feelings for her but decided not to show them because he was way past cool
Meanwhile, Knuckles was walking down the street when SUDDENLY, Robotnik came out of nowhere and came on his face! "Ha! I came on your face!" said Robotnik, chorting loudly. Knuckles freaked the fuck out and killed everyone within a one mile radius, then hanged himself.
TO BE CONTINUED