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pixy fairys: Just want to say dat dis is da masterpiece and dat if our Engrish teacher read it now she would give us As!
Teallbloodysoulforevar: Thats womenz iz SUHHH a bi-ot=ch! She shouldz gives us A'z appaloosa!
uglyclothesizdaworst: Ew. Her clothes so ugly, I nearly called police.
Unending Apocalypse: Don't read this. Just, don't. I'm warning you, this story is sh*t.
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Teallbloodysoulforevar
It was a dark and stormy night en le castle of Hogwarts. No one lurked in the corridors, because no one dared. Blue oranges flew thru the hallways of the school (it was a prank by Pieves to have enchanted them.) No one liked Pieces, because he was mean and a goast, and everyone hated him, a lot.
Even though the hallways were encrusted with citrus, one student lurked the alleyways of the school. He was a tiger formed creature at the moment, but an actual student in real life, just sueing a spell at the moment, which made her a tiger. She paced through the dark corridors, padding through the hallways, and growling at Pieces. Not only when he swooped, cause she could see him at all times because he glowed in her vision either way. She was angsty and didn't know why she was in the alleyways, which is why, she was lurking. She had to find someone, but she knew that theta wasn't around, probably, but she didn't care.
She needed vodka, but she was twelve and Dumblydoor wouldn't give her any vodka. Cause she was a tiger, she could beget some maybe, if she could find the room of retirements. But she couldn't find the room, so she decided to go to MacGonagoul's office, because she was probably a drunkard. She'd have to be to be secretly dating Hargred. Snap was probably there too, but hopefully they'd be gone by now, or be out cold.
The girl, tiger girl, was a Gryffindor, but she didn't know why, she's totally a Slitheren', but the hat is stupid, and so she should be in Slytherin. Cause he's depressed from losing her family when sh3 was little, like small, like three. They were gonne, and she was sad and depressed and felt like crying and weeping, or drinking. People told her to be happy, cause den she'd be happy, but she couldn't because she was depressed because she lost her family when she was 1 years old!1!1 Like small. And little. Alas, no one underhanded her because she was too amazing. I mean, she's a teal tiger, because of her teal soul, because she's too amazing.
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