GW/SM Cell Block Tango
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon.
This fic goes out to Sailor Dream Weaver, who inspired me to post my
LotR/SM fic on ff.net.
This is a parody from the movie Chicago
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Rei: Pop
Ami: Six
Makoto: Squish
Setsuna: Ah ah
Michiru: Cicero
Minako: Yuy
Rei: Pop
Ami: Six
Makoto: Squish
Setsuna: Ah ah
Michiru: Cicero
Minako: Yuy
Rei: Pop
Ami: Six
Makoto: Squish
Setsuna: Ah ah
Michiru: Cicero
Minako: Yuy All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Michiru: I betcha you would have done the same!
Rei: Pop
Ami: Six
Makoto: Squish
Setsuna: Ah ah
Michiru: Cicero
Minako: Yuy
Rei (Spoken): You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Quatre.
Quatre like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there'e Quatre layin'
on the couch, watching ballet
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "Quatre, you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same
Ami (Spoken): I met Duo from
Coloney L1 about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
mix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
Well, it was like heaven in
two and a half rooms.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those ladies men, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I mixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Yuy
Makoto (Spoken): Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wufei,
in a jealous Trance.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin' the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Setsuna: What I am doing here? They say,
that the famous Zechs kept down my husband and I stoke off his head. But this is not true, I am guiltless. I
dont know why Uncle Sam says that I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand
me...
Minako (Spoken): Yeah, but did ya do it?
Setsuna: UH UH, not guilty!
Michiru: My sister, Haruka and
I did this double act
and my husband, Trowa,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we stayed at Cicero,
the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Haruka and
Trowa doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it tricks in a row,
one,two,three,
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
He had
It coming
He had it coming...
Michiru: Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Minako: They had it coming
All: They had it coming
Minako: They had it coming
All: They had it coming
Minako: They had it coming
All: They took a flower
Minako: All along
All: In its prime
Minako: I didn't do it
All: And then they used it
Minako: But if I'd done it
All: And they abused it
Minako: How could you tell me
All: It was a murder
Minako: That I was wrong?
All: But not a crime!
Minako: I loved Heero Yuy
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real moody guy...
sensitive... a Gundam pilot.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Usagi,
Relena,
Hotaru and Hildie.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
They had it comin'
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
They had it comin'
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
They had it comin'
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
They had it comin'
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
They had it comin'
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
They had it comin'
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
All along
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
How could you tell us
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Rei (Spoken): You pop that gum one more time!
Ami (spoken): Single my ass.
Makoto (Spoken): Ten times!
Setsuna (Spoken): Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.
Michiru (Spoken): Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Minako (Spoken): Artistic differences.
All: I betcha you would have done the same!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon.
This fic goes out to Sailor Dream Weaver, who inspired me to post my
LotR/SM fic on ff.net.
This is a parody from the movie Chicago
~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~
Rei: Pop
Ami: Six
Makoto: Squish
Setsuna: Ah ah
Michiru: Cicero
Minako: Yuy
Rei: Pop
Ami: Six
Makoto: Squish
Setsuna: Ah ah
Michiru: Cicero
Minako: Yuy
Rei: Pop
Ami: Six
Makoto: Squish
Setsuna: Ah ah
Michiru: Cicero
Minako: Yuy All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Michiru: I betcha you would have done the same!
Rei: Pop
Ami: Six
Makoto: Squish
Setsuna: Ah ah
Michiru: Cicero
Minako: Yuy
Rei (Spoken): You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Quatre.
Quatre like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there'e Quatre layin'
on the couch, watching ballet
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "Quatre, you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same
Ami (Spoken): I met Duo from
Coloney L1 about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
mix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
Well, it was like heaven in
two and a half rooms.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those ladies men, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I mixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Yuy
Makoto (Spoken): Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wufei,
in a jealous Trance.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin' the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Setsuna: What I am doing here? They say,
that the famous Zechs kept down my husband and I stoke off his head. But this is not true, I am guiltless. I
dont know why Uncle Sam says that I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand
me...
Minako (Spoken): Yeah, but did ya do it?
Setsuna: UH UH, not guilty!
Michiru: My sister, Haruka and
I did this double act
and my husband, Trowa,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we stayed at Cicero,
the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Haruka and
Trowa doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it tricks in a row,
one,two,three,
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
He had
It coming
He had it coming...
Michiru: Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Minako: They had it coming
All: They had it coming
Minako: They had it coming
All: They had it coming
Minako: They had it coming
All: They took a flower
Minako: All along
All: In its prime
Minako: I didn't do it
All: And then they used it
Minako: But if I'd done it
All: And they abused it
Minako: How could you tell me
All: It was a murder
Minako: That I was wrong?
All: But not a crime!
Minako: I loved Heero Yuy
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real moody guy...
sensitive... a Gundam pilot.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Usagi,
Relena,
Hotaru and Hildie.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
They had it comin'
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
They had it comin'
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
They had it comin'
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
They had it comin'
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
They had it comin'
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
They had it comin'
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
All along
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
[Minako, Rei, Makoto]
How could you tell us
[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Rei (Spoken): You pop that gum one more time!
Ami (spoken): Single my ass.
Makoto (Spoken): Ten times!
Setsuna (Spoken): Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.
Michiru (Spoken): Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Minako (Spoken): Artistic differences.
All: I betcha you would have done the same!