Ranma Finally opens his eyes by : Vash Stampeed17
So there he was. Ranma was dripping with sweat and panting as he hunched over exhausted. He was tired for one of the first times in his life. Its pretty hard to believe considering that he can swim from China to Japan without even trying. He considered this a defeat. His very manhood had been compromised. He fell to his knees on the tile floor letting out a cry that could bring the slightest hint of sorrow to the eyes of a Child. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" he yelled " Chill out Ranma so what if Akane beat you on an intelligence test." Daisuke said
This just did not make any sense to Ranma. How could Akane of all people beat him on a test of wits? Of course he knew that he was not the smartest person in the class but to lose to Akane was just unthinkable.
"BUT SHE'S SO STUPID!!!" Ranma yelled as he punched a hole in the wall on his walk home. He failed to notice the do not punch holes in the wall on your way home sign that was pinned up near his punched puncture wound. "I don't understand!" Ranma said as he kept repeating these words to himself. He slid open the door of the tendo house. "Surprise!" Ranma heard as he fell back from the surprise. When he looked up he saw a large banner being held up by Soun and Genma who was in his Panda form. The Banner read Congratulations Akane on you're SMARTS!! "AHHHH. I can't believe that you're congratulating Akane on her smarts of all things." Ranma yelled at the pair holding the sign. "Well, Well Ranma" Nabiki said as she strolled in the room pushing Akane in front of Ranma. "Are you Jealous?" "I am not jealous."' Ranma replied. "But I mean come on intelligence. I knew that Akane was bound to be better than me at something eventually, but I thought for sure that it would be a manliness competition." He said this as he receive a large punch in the face.
"Jerk!" Akane yelled as Ranma flew through the roof. "Noooo!" Soun Yelled "Now you've done it Akane. How on earth are we going to pay for this hole in the roof." "Maybe he should have thought about it before he decided to get violent." Ranma said as he fell back through the hole. "What do you mean HE!" Akane said as she connected a kick to Ranma's stomach sending him through the screen door. "Akane! Stop this at once" Soun yelled "The weather man said that we are going to be getting a unusual amount of snow next week and he doesn't know why. With no roof and a wall missing how are we going to withstand this storm?" "You know I don't have a job and that I held you're mother at gun point until she left us just enough money for 3 daughters and two to three house guest with bottomless pits for stomachs to live comfortably without me ever having to do any work at all." "
"Well daddy since you have no job skills and Akane is just so smart why don't you have her come up with a way for us to pay for roof and wall." Kasumi said with a smile "What her?" Ranma said with a scream "For the last time SHE'S NOT SMART!!!!" "SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT RYOGA'S P-CHAN" "Ranma that's the dumbest thing that I ever heard." Akane said "Isn't it P- chan?" she asked the little black pig lovingly as she petted him on the head as he stood on the floor. P-chan then pulled out a kettle of hot water splashed himself with it and turned into Ryoga. "Yeah Ranma that's ridiculous!" Ryoga said "Hey where'd P-chan go?" Akane said then Ryoga pulled out a cup of cold water and splashed himself with it. "P-Chan you're back!" Akane said with surprise. "Where'd you go?" "That's it this is just too dumb for even me" Ranma said "He then pulled out a little red pill from his pocket swallowed it and was awakened from the matrix by Morpheous. He then went on to live a normal and stress free life where he no longer turned into a girl anymore.
So there he was. Ranma was dripping with sweat and panting as he hunched over exhausted. He was tired for one of the first times in his life. Its pretty hard to believe considering that he can swim from China to Japan without even trying. He considered this a defeat. His very manhood had been compromised. He fell to his knees on the tile floor letting out a cry that could bring the slightest hint of sorrow to the eyes of a Child. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" he yelled " Chill out Ranma so what if Akane beat you on an intelligence test." Daisuke said
This just did not make any sense to Ranma. How could Akane of all people beat him on a test of wits? Of course he knew that he was not the smartest person in the class but to lose to Akane was just unthinkable.
"BUT SHE'S SO STUPID!!!" Ranma yelled as he punched a hole in the wall on his walk home. He failed to notice the do not punch holes in the wall on your way home sign that was pinned up near his punched puncture wound. "I don't understand!" Ranma said as he kept repeating these words to himself. He slid open the door of the tendo house. "Surprise!" Ranma heard as he fell back from the surprise. When he looked up he saw a large banner being held up by Soun and Genma who was in his Panda form. The Banner read Congratulations Akane on you're SMARTS!! "AHHHH. I can't believe that you're congratulating Akane on her smarts of all things." Ranma yelled at the pair holding the sign. "Well, Well Ranma" Nabiki said as she strolled in the room pushing Akane in front of Ranma. "Are you Jealous?" "I am not jealous."' Ranma replied. "But I mean come on intelligence. I knew that Akane was bound to be better than me at something eventually, but I thought for sure that it would be a manliness competition." He said this as he receive a large punch in the face.
"Jerk!" Akane yelled as Ranma flew through the roof. "Noooo!" Soun Yelled "Now you've done it Akane. How on earth are we going to pay for this hole in the roof." "Maybe he should have thought about it before he decided to get violent." Ranma said as he fell back through the hole. "What do you mean HE!" Akane said as she connected a kick to Ranma's stomach sending him through the screen door. "Akane! Stop this at once" Soun yelled "The weather man said that we are going to be getting a unusual amount of snow next week and he doesn't know why. With no roof and a wall missing how are we going to withstand this storm?" "You know I don't have a job and that I held you're mother at gun point until she left us just enough money for 3 daughters and two to three house guest with bottomless pits for stomachs to live comfortably without me ever having to do any work at all." "
"Well daddy since you have no job skills and Akane is just so smart why don't you have her come up with a way for us to pay for roof and wall." Kasumi said with a smile "What her?" Ranma said with a scream "For the last time SHE'S NOT SMART!!!!" "SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT RYOGA'S P-CHAN" "Ranma that's the dumbest thing that I ever heard." Akane said "Isn't it P- chan?" she asked the little black pig lovingly as she petted him on the head as he stood on the floor. P-chan then pulled out a kettle of hot water splashed himself with it and turned into Ryoga. "Yeah Ranma that's ridiculous!" Ryoga said "Hey where'd P-chan go?" Akane said then Ryoga pulled out a cup of cold water and splashed himself with it. "P-Chan you're back!" Akane said with surprise. "Where'd you go?" "That's it this is just too dumb for even me" Ranma said "He then pulled out a little red pill from his pocket swallowed it and was awakened from the matrix by Morpheous. He then went on to live a normal and stress free life where he no longer turned into a girl anymore.