1Kopper x bombette story chapter 1

I wanted to make a kooper and bombette story so here it is.(my first story) I don't own nintendo and i neva will or will I...

In koopa village kooper woke up from a rest and felt all drowsy and his head was hurting.

*flashback*

*in the bar*

"come on kooper just one"said goombario,"noooo! my life can get messed up with that stuff"said kooper."Wow kooper your such a wuss -_-"said goombario. "no im not! its just that when i was younger my dad always was drunk and he always acted like a idiot, and we barely spent time". "u big wuss..."said goombario,"fine!,i'll drink it, but just one!"

*50 beers later*

"Were lumberjacks and where ok!,we work at night and we sleep all..d.a.y."said both goombario and kooper.

*they both pass out and flashback ends*

"one crazy night that sure was,I will never trust goombario again" said kooper. BOOOOOOOM! "WTF!" said Kooper confused about what the heck just happened. Kooper went outside and saw bombette arguing with her bf. "YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL!" said bombette "im sorry..."said her bf. "SORRY DON'T COUNT! YOU KEEP SAYING YOU LOVE ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND YOU TOOK IT TO FAR!. Said Bombette, "i just love you alot..."said her bf. "What happen here"said Kooper, "my annoying bf took this love thing to far last night"

*flashback in a super fancy restraunt*

"Thx for taking me here" said Bombette to her bf. "Your welcome honey only the best for you" said Bombette's bf.

*suddenly some dude in a Bombette suit comes out* (Me:uh oh...)

Then Bombette bf jumps all aroundknocking people food off there table while singing a really corny song... "Bombette I LOVE U! I WANT TO HAVE YOU! I WANT YOUR TOUCH EVERYDAY! I WANT YOUR BABY! sang Bombette bf.

*people stare and mumble and Bombette walks out slowly and goes to the nearest hotel *

" I LOVE YOU BOM... Bombette where are u..."

*flashback ends*

"MY FACE IS ON THE NEWSPAPER!"said Bombete "it says" _

Toadtown news

One bomb-ombs dates goes wrong at a retraunt. One bomb-omb acted like a fool and destroyed the restraunt we have a witness. Me: I saw the whole thing... Everyone: THE CREATOR! * fourth wall breaks* Me:oops *runs away* "um ya the bomb-omb's now owe 1,000,000,000,000,000,001 coins, 500 robux,1,000 tx, and 1 penny. _

"Wow that was crazy..." said Kooper "I LOST EVERYTHING AND NOW I HAVE NO WHERE LIVE, NO DIGNITY AND I LOST MY LUCKY PENNY!" said Bombette "It's not that bad bombette we still have each other" said Bombette bf "NO WAY WHERE THROUGH WHERE DONE" -

*Using roblox skills to fix fourth wall* Me: Finally done... it took me 5 hours to fix this thing. Now im done *eats lunch* Me: Oh ya stay tuned for next chapter