Well, this is my first story. I haven't watched Naruto or Naruto Shippuuden in so long so I'm going to be off with the story. Please rate and review. Be gentle

Dark skies, swaying trees, water dripping off each leaf, below all of that was a girl, walking along it all. She did not look like all the girls you usually see. She wasn't small; she was actually tall, about 5 feet 10 inches. She didn't own a tiny, cute body frame. Her hips curved, it was a natural curve but no man ever paid attention. Long black hair with purple streaks flowed with waves down her back.

Slender legs were shown with a lovely tan, emphasized by a blue skirt with purple and black polka dots mid-way down her thighs. A black tank top emphasized her breasts, though quoted by her that they were small. She wore heeled boots that were long-legged, black and leather.

Not the perfect outfit for an akatsuki member, she knows, the same exact reason she wore it. She wanted to wear something very revealing.

She walked through the door of the hide out yelling, "I brought food! Come get it before I eat it all!" The next thing she felt was a creature tackle her to the floor.

"Tobi! Get the fuck off of me!"

"But Kata, you brought food. I'm really hungry and happy."

Kata didn't like to be tackled but she felt like she was the mother of the group. Even though Konan lived with them, she wasn't as motherly. Tobi dug through the bag of food and took a hot sandwich and a can of tea.

"Arigato, Kata!" Tobi said with a cheering voice and ran off to eat his food.

"Where is everyone else?" Kata asked with a depressed look on her face. She was looking forward to showing Hidan and Itachi her choice of clothing. Believe it or not, she was in love with the immortal bastard and family murderer. She knew it was wrong to be in love with both of them, but she couldn't help it.

When Hidan found Kata, she was shivering cold in the rain with blood on her face and hands. It looked like she killed a few people out of protection. He didn't slaughter her, like he usually would with any person he saw even remotely strong or threatening. He showed her to Itachi and they brought Kata back to the base. Ever since then, Kata had been trying to get their attention with floozy outfits, walking out the shower in only a towel, and saying the most sexual thing she could think of.

"They all went to the back." Konan said while digging her grubby little hands through the bag taking most of the fatty foods. It looked like Konan was giving up on keeping her body skinny for Pein. He hadn't paid attention to her in months. Kata didn't care about Konan's problems though; she was more worried that neither Hidan nor Itachi would pay attention to her.

Kata walked down the hall and looked at the sign on the door to the room she was seeking. She laughed at the words and walked in the room, not caring if anyone yelled at her for barging in. She fell over. Not just any type of fall either. It was one of those falls where you want to bash a person on their head for being retarded.

Then, what she saw was weird. Hidan was laughing. So was Itachi. Neither of them ever laughed. With all the seriousness and confusion she could hold, she slowly walked over to the laughing commotion. Then she realized something. They were the only 3 in the room.

Kisame went to train with Sasori. Deidara went to torture people with his art. Pein was in his room, no one cared though. Kakuzu was on a mission, somehow without Hidan. No one knew where Zetsu was.

"Well, this is odd." Kata made Hidan jump when she suddenly spoke. Itachi started to laugh even harder than before. Then Kata saw what they were laughing at.

"Kata, these pictures of you when you first moved here are so funny." Itachi stated, spitting out his laughter. Hidan wiped the spit off his face.

"Dude, that's just disgusting. Don't do that again, I beg of you." Kata just watched as Itachi and Hidan battle out their situation of Itachi's spit flying everywhere. Hidan then finally turned his head toward Kata and looked at her outfit.

"Kata, what the hell are you wearing?"

"Oh, you finally notice, huh?" Itachi took a deep breath and turned his head toward Kata as well.

"Well, I like it. It shows off her body shape." "Well, thank you Itachi. At least someone knows fashion." Kata glared at Hidan but all he did was roll his eyes. Hidan never thought of Kata as more than the little sister he never had. He never even thought of having a girlfriend actually. At least Itachi and Kata kissed a few times, all as accidents, though.

Once, Kata banged into Itachi walking down the hall and their lips locked. Both of their noses were hurting at that point. Sadly, that was Kata's first kiss, but she loved it. Another time, Itachi was tired from a mission he was on and was walking through the living room to his bedroom. He tripped over a stick. He didn't know how it got there but he didn't care. Then he looked down. Kata was underneath him and their lips were locked once again. Itachi had widened eyes. He got up and jetted to his room. Kata could barely see the blush on his face. Anyway, back to the task at hand: Hidan.

Even if Hidan thought of Kata as more than a little sister he still wouldn't date her. Hidan was just too stubborn to admit anything so he would never admit he would date her.

"Take it off." Hidan said with a serious look on his face. Kata could tell that Hidan was serious. His face was something she hadn't seen before: so pissed off. So, Kata did what he told her. Right then and there she started undressing, starting with slowly pulling off her tank top. As soon as her top shirt came off, simultaneously Hidan and Itachi both shouted "Put it on!" She stopped. Why did they want her to put it back on?

"I meant go change in your room, Kata!" Hidan said with a stern and manly voice. She turned to him and shouted "No! I won't change! You guys never pay attention to me ever! So why should I listen to you? You laugh at me, tell me what to do, and only think of me as a child." She started counting each complaint on her fingers with her thumb as 1, her pointer as 2 and her middle finger as 3. Hidan and Itachi just smiled because she looked at a child stating her case with a serious but childish look on her face.

"Kata, you're too young to be wearing that shit out the base! What if you get raped?" Hidan shivered at what he just said. Getting raped, he thought. Kata ran out the room screaming "I won't get raped! You guys are just assholes! I'm fucking in my 20's and I'm too young?" Itachi and Hidan had a look on their faces saying that they should catch her. Before either of them had time to look at each other, both of them sprang into action to catch the crazy girl from hurting herself.

Hidan followed the sound of heels hitting the floor as Kata ran. Itachi did a roll like in Mission: Impossible, which made Hidan bend over holding his stomach laughing. Suddenly, Itachi heard a sliding door and knew it was Kata going to the balcony. Hidan knew he had to stop her. Itachi was the first to dash. Hidan never saw a face on Itachi like what he saw then: so determined and frightened for his life. Hidan followed after with the same look.

"Don't come near me!" Kata said standing on the ledge of the balcony. Itachi and Hidan got there just before things got bad. Itachi was the first to speak saying "Get down from there! You are 30 feet in the air, you could fall!" Kata wasn't listening. She was so mad at them for treating her like a child she would do anything to make them respect her.

A storm was passing, meaning the winds were pretty strong, strong enough to blow her away. First, the wind swept passed her skirt, making it fly up. Kata lost her balance for a second holding down the skirt. Hidan and Itachi watched in terror and shock. They knew if they touched her to get her down, she would beat the shit out of them, starting with the only thing that made them feel manly. They also saw her panties.

"Kata! Get your ass down right now!" Itachi finally said something remotely convincing. He hasn't cursed at Kata ever. That meant he was serious. Kata started shaking. She knew she had to get down then and there. Then came the part Hidan feared the most, when it felt like a movie; as soon the heroine stepped down, she's blown away by a gust of wind. Hidan rushed to grab her but he was too late.

She fell, by that damn gust of wind. Her eyes were wide, no scream intended. Hidan and Itachi, running at the speed of light, grabbed her. Unfortunately, all 3 of them fell down; fell 30 stories to a place covered with water and trees seen on a tiny island on top. No one heard a scream. Not one…

Okay. Be ready for Chapter 2. It's going to be EPIC! Forgot to say, there will be yaoi and lemons. DON'T GO ON IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SHIT I ADD! Amen...