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A/N: OK, well I was actually going to take a couple weeks hiatus from writing, but damn it I couldn't. I've been planning to write this story when I was still on The Perfect Gentleman flow, and I've been itching to write this one. I don't think this one will be as long as my other two, but who knows. I wasn't planning on making She Will Be Loved that long and it was damn long. I'm planning on this one to be about 10-20 chapters since it's only taking place over a span of one month, WWE time. Which means 4 Monday Night Raws, and 1 Pay-Per-View. That's like 5 chapters right there. Plus things going on outside the ring and backstage. So as of right now, roughly 10 chapters at the least.
Now bare with me, my computer is still fucked up. So I've got to use my sister's computer and she likes going on YouTube a lot. So only when she's sleeping, or bored of it she lets me on. Unless I pay her or bribe her or something. Plus, bitch ass school starts soon on September 7th, and I'm going to be a senior, so I'm going to try to not skip as much as I did in the past 3 years. I gotta get my head in the game, and concentrate on my education so I don't become a bumass bitch. Lol
So this means I definitely won't be updating a new chapter like everyday like I used to. So sorry if it takes a while to update. I have my twitter account connected to my cell phone via text messaging, so if you guys need to ask me a question or anything, feel free to hit up on twitter. It's brittanyborrell Also, I'm gonna plug my YouTube channel while I'm at it. Last time I checked, I had 86 subscribers. So go check out my channel. My user-name is lilbebe50 and subscribe. Get me to a hundred subs, and I'll do something special for everybody. Not sure what that'll be though. Whatever you guys want me to do, I'll do it. So when I get closer to that number, I'll tweet more about it and let everyone know.
I wanna thank all you guys for your support. My sister has a story up, and got like 4 reviews, so she quit writing it ha-ha. I would probably do the same if nobody read mine. So thanks for all your support, on here, and YouTube. Seriously, I do a bunch of Cena/Trish movies on there, as well as me talking/ranting about the WWE, people, my day and a bunch of other things. I think you guys would like it. People say I'm funny, plus I don't hold back at all. I say and blurt random and crazy things out. I'm about to start a YouTube series called 3 Reasons Why. So hopefully, that goes somewhere.
Now this has been a huge topic of decision on my head for a few months now. I wasn't sure whether to write this story as the present, or as the past in a flashback. I decided as a flashback mixed with the present. Hope you guys like it. Anyways, here's the first chapter of Opposites Attract. Enjoy, love you guys :)
Chapter 1: Long Story, Long Day
John Cena, current WWE Champion is sitting in a court room on federal offense charges. His lawyer, David Bathers, is sitting next to him.
David: Just listen to me John. Just tell them nothing but the truth, and you'll be fine. (John rolls his eyes.)
John: You better be right, or you won't be getting paid. I can't afford to go to jail. I have too much going for me, so do your damn job right.
David: I am going to do it right. Just, relax. You'll get off. Trust me.
John: Trust you? Yeah right. I trust no one but myself.
David: John, shut up and relax. I got this. (John crosses his arms and sits back. He starts mumbling to himself out of frustration and anger.)
John: Dammit. Where the Hell is this judge at? He's wasting my fucking time. (David opens his mouth to tell John to knock it off when the bailiff steps forward.)
Bailiff: All rise. (Everybody stands up, except John. David looks back at a disobedient WWE Champion, and gives him a death stare. John sighs out of protest, then hesitantly stands up. Just then, Judge Judy walks in. John's heart drops as Judge Judy takes a seat.)
John: Oh Hell no. Not this bitch. (David leans in close to John.)
David: Shut up John. She'll hear you...
Bailiff: All be seated. (John gladly takes a seat because he hated having to show respect to Judge Judy.)
Judy: Do you have something you'd like to say to my face sir? (John's eyes grow wide and he slowly looks away from David, who he has been bickering with, and looks at Judy intimidated.)
John: Um... No ma'am.
Judy: Are you sure? I could have sworn I heard you say something about me. What was it?
John: Nothing your honor.
Judy: Hmm. That's funny because I could swear that I heard you call me a bitch. Please tell me I'm wrong. (David looks at John irritated and whispers.)
David: Now look what you've done. I told you to keep your mouth shut you moron.
John: Just shut it Dave. I got this. (John puts on a faux smile for the judge.)
John: I'm sorry ma'am, but you're wrong. I didn't say a thing.
Judy: Good. Now keep it that way, and keep your mouth shut. (John bites his lower lip, already annoyed with her. He'd seen her on TV all the time giving people a hard time, and now she was about to do it to him as well.)
Judy: Now, we have the defendant John Cena here, and the plaintiff, also the security guard at the Toronto airport, Todd Hashboro. What's the situation here gentlemen? I'm seeing here on these papers that Mr. Cena is facing federal charges for jumping the line, jumping the gates, passing through metal detectors, and blatantly disobeying the law, directions, and requests of the airport security. Is this correct?
John: Your honor...
Judy: I wasn't talking to you. Shut up, and wait your turn. ("This bitch is really starting to piss me off." John sighs heavily, and looks over at Todd, the plaintiff.)
Todd: Yes your honor. That is all correct. I specifically told John to wait, and he walked right through the metal detectors, jumped a line, and a gate against permission. He wouldn't listen to a thing we were saying to him. (Judy nods.)
Judy: What were you thinking John? (John opens his mouth to speak, but she cuts him off.)
Judy: I didn't ask you. I know what you were thinking. I'm a big shot WWE Champion and Superstar. I can do what I want.
John: That's not what I was thinking...
Judy: You're right. You weren't thinking. Either that, or you were thinking out of your ass. (John sighs once again and rolls his eyes.)
Judy: Don't roll your eyes at me sir. You put everybody's lives in danger by your actions. This is an international airport we're talking about here. Not a private airport, an international one. Which makes your crime that much more serious.
John: I'm aware of that ma'am.
Judy: Apparently you're not or you wouldn't have did what you did. In case you aren't smart enough to figure this out on your own, but ever since 9-11, things involving airports have heated up. We're taking extreme measures every second of the day to make sure another terrorist attack doesn't happen. And with you running wild around the airport, we don't know what your intentions were. We don't know if you have a bomb in your bag. We don't know if you're planning to take over a plane and crash it into a skyscraper. We don't know what your intentions are. And with you running through metal detectors and jumping gates towards planes, got us all worried. Good thing Mr. Todd here stopped you.
John: I'm not a terrorist your honor. I love the United States. I wouldn't do a thing to harm this country, or another human-being. That wasn't my intentions. (Judy folds her hands and looks at John menacingly.)
Judy: So what were your intentions John. Tell me, I'm curious.
John: I had someone I really needed to talk to who was about to board a plane.
Judy: Like who?
John: A girlfriend ... (Judy falls out into hysterical, and sarcastic laughter.)
Judy: Out of all the people I see come in here, you are the most ridiculous. So a potential love interest is worth putting the entire airport in jeopardy?
John: Your honor, it's not like that.
Todd: Your honor, I told him to wait, and he disregarded my instructions and continued on. He even at one point knocked me on the floor.
John: You deserved it...
David: John, shut up. (Judy begins banging her gavel on the podium.)
Judy: Everybody shut up! (The entire court room gets deathly silent.)
Judy: One at a time in my court room. John, get up on the stand.
David: With all due respect ma'am, you can't ask him to testify against himself.
Judy: I'll do as I please. You weren't at the airport, John was. You have no clue what happened there. So you shut up, and let him tell me the story. (David takes a step back, and seems defeated.)
Judy: Up here, now John. (John sighs and slowly walks up to testify.)
Judy: Now explain your 'love interest' to me.
John: It's a long story your honor.
Judy: Well I don't plan on leaving until this is all settled. We have all day, it's only 9. I'll stay all day if I have to. That means more money for me, and less for you. I have no problem in making this an all day event. The sooner you start, the sooner we finish. Now start.
John: From where?
Judy: Well you've mentioned this love interest. Start with that. (John glances at David as a means of a cry for help, but David can't do a thing. Judy was in charge, and she made it perfectly clear what she wanted. John had no choice but to adjourn to her requests.)
John: It all started about a month ago...
Flashback
Trish Stratus, former 6 time Women's Champion, arrives to the arena and pulls her gym bag out of the trunk of her purple rental Dodge Charger car. She is in a particularly good mood today, because after feuding with Edge and Lita for a couple of months now, she finally has the chance to get back at them tonight in the main event of Raw.
Along with her storyline boyfriend Carlito, she will be taking on the Rated R Duo consisting of the former WWE Champion Edge, and the WWE Women's Champion Lita in tag team action. Just a little over a month ago, Edge and Lita interrupted a match between Trish and Mickie James for the Women's Championship. Mickie was the defending champion, and Trish felt like she had that match in the bag.
But of course her natural enemy Lita, and her boyfriend Edge had to come out and ruin it all. They've been lucky enough that Trish hadn't gotten a chance to get her hands on them, yet. They cost her the championship, and since Mr. McMahon is in charge of Raw and hated Trish, she got no rematch, even though it was well deserved.
Lita just waltzed on into the boss's office anytime she pleased and demanded a match against Mickie at Summerslam, and it was granted. This really pissed Trish off. She had been busting her ass since Backlash in April to get another match for the title, only to be ignored and screwed over. At WrestleMania 22, she lost her Women's title, a title she had held since January 2005, up until April 2, 2006. That's where Mickie defeated her, ending her year long run as a dominant champ.
That feud had been brewing for months, with Mickie turning from happy and energetic uber-fan, to an obsessed lesbian stalker. Trish was beyond creeped out, and had no other choice but to tell Mickie she needed space and wouldn't continue being her friend anymore.
This refusal caused Mickie to go ballistic, and attack Trish at every chance she got. After losing at WrestleMania, Trish was determined to defeat Mickie at Backlash and get her championship back. Due to a dislocated shoulder during that match, Trish couldn't gain her title back. So now she was even more determined to win it back.
And with Lita just being handed title matches without earning it rubbed Trish the wrong way. All because of a little mistake back in 2000 and 2001, by having an affair with Mr. McMahon, the boss had been extremely harsh on her. It was Vince's fault after all. Seeing Trish as a new young, pretty face around, he quickly made a move on her. With him being the chairman of the WWE, and Trish wanting to be the best around, it was a no-brainer to accept his offer. But boy did she regret it now.
After months and months of being his play toy and eye candy, he kicked her to the curb with humiliation and embarrassment. Not that she was heart broken, she could have cared less for him. But being called a bitch, and being forced to strip down, get on all fours and act like a dog on national television made the break-up bitter for her.
Ever since then, she has had to work quadruple as much as any other WWE Diva, or Superstar. She truly believed Vince wanted her to complain and bitch at him about it so he could have a legit reason to fire her. Knowing well aware of his plan, she coped with all the stress and burdens her boss put on her. In return, she had become one of the most dominant divas ever to grace a ring. Even though she has had a rough 2006 so far, she was planning on making the rest of it a success.
Lita was reigning champion now, and Trish was set on getting it back at Unforgiven, in her hometown of Toronto, Ontario, Canada on September 17th. Last week she defeated Victoria to be named number one contender, and Mickie wasn't getting a rematch because Edge demanded Mr. McMahon remove that clause from Mickie's contract.
Trish felt a bit bad for Mickie because she had basically been screwed out of the championship, but as of right now, Trish couldn't give a damn. Mickie was the sole person responsible for making half of 2005, and all of 2006 up until now a living Hell. Trish was kind of relieved she wouldn't have to deal with Mickie again.
With the big match tonight, and a lot to prove, she needed to get her head straight. She was on her way to meet Carlito to come up with a game plan for later tonight. WWE creative had decided to pair Carlito up with Trish as an on-screen couple to get him more reaction from the crowd. He had been a heel since his debut in 2004, and the fans just weren't buying his new babyface gimmick at all. So Trish had offered to be his storyline girlfriend since she got major face pops from the crowd. With her teaming with Carlito, he had been getting much more fans and cheers.
She knew she could count on him during matches as well. They had a brief feud with real life and storyline couple Johnny Nitro and Melina. During that feud, Carlito definitely pulled through and Trish didn't think he could. So tonight, she knew she could rely on him to help her pull out a win. And he needed this win just as bad she did. If they were to win tonight, getting a pin-fall over a former champion with the caliber of Edge could rocket Carlito into permanent main event status.
Trish dropped her duffel bag off at the Women's locker room, then headed off to the men's locker room to find Carlito. She knocks on the door and WWE Champion, and Edge's opponent from Summerslam last night answers the door. Trish smiles upon seeing him.
Trish: Hey Cena. Nice match last night against Edge. I see you're the new WWE Champ. Congrats. (John smiles, and nods his head arrogantly.)
John: You wanna really congratulate me, how about you meet me in my hotel room later on tonight? (Trish rolls her eyes and sighs. She heard the rumors about him. The rumors that he slept around, and she didn't think they were true up until now. Unlike the other divas, she didn't hate him. But with his sexual comments directed towards her, she just joined the John Cena Hater Commitee.)
Flashback Over
Judy's eyes shoot open in sheer horror and shock.
Judy: You said that to that young lady?
John: Yes ma'am.
Judy: What in the world is wrong with you? Didn't your mother teach you any better? That's not how you talk to a woman.
John: I know ma'am. At that time of my life, I was different. Not who I am today.
Judy: You expect me to believe that you've changed within a month?
John: Yes ma'am.
Judy: If you've changed so much why are you running rampant through airport security terminals?
John: Ma'am, at that time of my life, I had basically no respect for women in general. I mean, I didn't talk down to them or hit them or any of that. But I did sleep around and make sexual passes a lot. I seen them more as sexual objects, instead of people.
Judy: And why is that?
John: I don't know your honor.
Judy: And what made you stop?
John: Trish did.
Judy: This young lady that you spoke to in that manner made you stop being an arrogant floozy? ("I really wish this bitch was a wrestler. I'd give her an F-U to Hell." John clenches his jaw, holding in his insults to the judge.)
John: Yes ma'am, that's correct.
Judy: And how was that?
John: Well, after that comment, she became irritated with me and the chase had started.
Judy: What chase?
John: The chase to get in her pants.
Flashback
Trish narrowed her eyes in disgust at his remarks.
Trish: God, no wonder no one likes you around here. You're disgusting. Just go tell Carlito we need to talk.
John: If you spent a night with me, you wouldn't be able to speak. I'd make you destroy your vocal chords. ("Ew, what a pig. Just ignore him Trishy, he'll leave you alone eventually. He'll get the hint that you don't want to have sex with him and go on his nasty way.")
Trish: I'm not going to stand here and play these mind games with you all night. Unlike you, I have a life to live, and things to do. Keep your mouth off of me, and go get Carlito. Plain and simple. (John smiles and nods.)
John: Alright, fine. (John closes the locker room door and disappears for a minute. Then the door opens back up, and out come both the WWE Champion, and Carlito.)
Carlito: Hi Trish. What do you need? (Trish glances over Carlito's shoulder and notices John eying her up and down sexually and she feels disgusted.)
Trish: Do you mind if we walk and talk?
Carlito: Yeah sure. No problem. Later Cena. (Carlito and John shake hands and Trish is more than eager to get away from John. She begins walking down the corridors, and John watches her.)
John: Hey Trish, give me a call. (Trish glances back at him and he winks at her. She rolls her eyes and looks back ahead of her.)
Carlito: What's that all about?
Trish: Nothing. But anyways, we need to think up a strategy for tonight against Edge and Lita.
Carlito: Yes we do. I've never faced Edge or Lita or before, but you have. So I think you're the expert here on this one. What do you have in mind?
Flashback Over
Judy: So let me get this right. You made not one, but three sexual advances towards her? What's the matter with you? Couldn't you take a hint?
John: Hey, you can't blame me. She's hot, and I'm a ladies man. What do you think would happen?
Judy: I can see why she doesn't like you. I don't like you for the same reasons. (John slowly folds his hands, obviously feeling insulted by her.)
Judy: Continue on with your story. Who won the match?
Flashback
Trish and Carlito are making their way to the gorilla position when Maria Kanellis, backstage announcer, stops them for questions.
Maria: Excuse me Trish, Carlito. Can I get your thoughts on tonight's match?
Carlito: Our thoughts? Our thoughts are that we're going to win. Last month Edge and Lita cost Trish the WWE Women's Championship. Tonight, we're getting revenge for that. (Trish nods in agreement.)
Maria: But Edge and Lita aren't to be taken lightly. Just 2 weeks ago, Edge destroyed you with a sick spear in that battle royal on Raw Carlito. How do you feel about that?
Carlito: Do you always ask these stupid questions Maria? How do you think I feel?
Maria: Umm... I think you were honored to be speared by a top superstar. (Carlito sighs out of frustration, and Trish puts her hand on his shoulder. Maria wasn't the most smartest backstage announcer, and was actually considered the dumbest superstar on the entire roster.)
Carlito: To answer your question Maria, what Edge did wasn't cool. I know cool, and he is not cool. I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
Maria: Um... I don't think you want to be cool either Carlito. I mean, nobody has hair like that anymore. (Carlito looks at Trish, then at Maria, then at the camera out of confusion and back at Maria. On more than one occasion, Maria has either said the wrong thing, or asked the wrong question to superstars and always paid the price for it. It wasn't too long ago that Maria unintentionally asked Trish a wrong question during the Road To WrestleMania 21, and paid for it. Trish had attacked her and thrown her into the metal garbage cans backstage. This was just another prime example of Maria's stupidity by insulting Carlito and Trish.)
Carlito: Tonight, I'm going to give Edge a Backstabber, and pin him. After that... (Carlito tosses his signature apple in the air and catches it.)
Carlito: After that, I'm going to bite this apple... (Carlito bites the apple.)
Carlito: And spit right in his face... Like this... (Carlito spits the apple right in Maria's face, and Trish and Carlito laugh simultaneously.)
Carlito: Now that, that's cool. (Trish and Carlito continue laughing as they turn to walk away and Maria pouts. But the Legend Killer, Randy Orton steps in their path.)
Randy: You think that's cool Carlito? Apparently you don't know what cool is. Cool is what I did to Hulk Hogan last night at Summerslam.
Trish: You mean by losing right? Because then yes, you're the coolest out there.
Carlito: And the biggest loser. (Carlito and Trish start laughing because Randy did in fact lose to Hulk Hogan last night at Summerslam.)
Randy: My foot was under the rope! The ref screwed me!
Carlito: Yeah, yeah. The ref screwed you. We've heard that one before Orton. If you wouldn't have been so interested in getting into his daughter Brooke's pants, you would have won.
Randy: Who the Hell do you think you are?
Carlito: I don't think I'm anybody. But I do know that unlike you, I won last night at Summerslam.
Randy: Yeah against Johnny Nitro, the worst wrestler on the Raw roster. That's nothing to be proud of.
Trish: Don't be mad because you lost, and he won. A win is a win. And to correct you Orton, Nitro isn't the worse wrestler on the roster. You are. (Carlito laughs once again at Randy Orton's expense.)
Randy: You two think you're so funny don't you? That's alright. We'll see who's laughing next week. (Randy glares at Carlito then walks away intimidatingly.)
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Trish extends her hand, and a battered Carlito tags her in. Trish climbs through the ropes excited and pounces on a fresh Lita. Edge simultaneously stands up and walks towards Trish to pull her off Lita, but Carlito attacks him. The referee begins yelling at the superstars to get out of the ring because the divas were the legal members. Trish Irish whips Lita against the turnbuckle and sets her up for a Stratusphere.
Meanwhile, Edge and Carlito continue battling inside the ring against the ref's requests. Lita blocks the Strausphere and sends Trish stumbling. Trish is able to catch her footing and turn around just as Edge is attempting to Spear Carlito. Carlito dodges the Spear, and Edge nails Trish like a bull right in the abdomen.
Trish coils up in pain on the mat as Edge looks down at her shocked. He wasn't trying to hit her with the Spear, but then again he wasn't going to complain. Lita begins laughing to mock Trish and Carlito hits Edge with a hard clothesline. All of a sudden, the audience erupt into wild cheers as Lita goes for a cover on Trish.
John Cena charges out through the audience and attacks Edge, throwing him over the top rope. The referee looks around in shock as John continues beating the living Hell out of Edge all the way through the audience and out of the arena. Lita gets off of Trish and looks around scared. John had just assaulted her boyfriend and was now beating him up through the arena.
The referee has no choice but to call for the bell and declare this match a no-contest since Edge was dragged right out of the ring. Backstage, John attempts to toss Edge hard against the metal garage door, only for it to be reversed. John sails into the unforgiving door and grunts in pain. Edge opens the parking lot door and escapes outside.
Back at ringside, Lilian Garcia gets on the mic to announce the outcome of the match.
Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, due to John Cena's unexpected and untimely interference, this match has been declared a no-contest. (Carlito throws his hands up in frustration and looks down at Trish who is still reeling from the horrendous Spear Edge gave to her. Lita looks over at Carlito, and wisely slides out of the ring and to safety. Carlito kneels next to Trish to check if she's alright.)
Out in the streets of Boston, John and Edge are still battling each other. John may have won last night at Summerslam, but he was far from done with Edge. Edge had invaded his house and slapped his dad across the face just last week. And John needed to gain some revenge on the former champ because of that.
Plus, after the match last night, Edge being bitter about losing his championship, attacked John from behind with a steel chair. John hadn't forgotten about it, and wasn't going to let Edge get away with it either.
John: Be one with nature Edge! (John tosses Edge against a tree outside and Edge slumps to the ground.)
John: You gotta be one with mother nature. (John pushes Edge's face down towards the dirt and grabs a handful of soil and forces it onto Edge's mouth.)
John: Eat that Edge! You wanna attack my dad! (John forces Edge's face down against the ground harder.)
John: You wanna hit me with a steel chair last night, you suffer the consequences! (John grabs another handful of soil and shoves it into Edge's mouth.)
John: How's it taste Rated R? (John drags Edge to his feet by the hair and gives him a hard punch. Edge stumbles over and falls down next to the Boston Harbor and spits ferociously to get the ground out of his mouth.)
WWE crew members rush to Edge's aid to protect him, but John fends them off easily throwing them around. John returns his focus back on a retreating Rated R Superstar, and grabs him by the hair giving him another hard punch.
John: You thirsty champ? Drink up you stupid son of a bitch! (John grabs a handful of Edge's hair and tights, and tosses him off the ledge right into the dark, cold, dirty waters of the Boston Harbor. Edge disappears under the water. John stares into the murky water to end the Raw broadcast.)
Flashback Over
Judge Judy shifts in her chair and stares a hole through John, not seeming pleased by his side of the story.
Judy: I can see you're a very violent man John Cena.
John: Not really your honor. I'm laid back, just don't piss me off.
Judy: Are you going to toss me into the Boston Harbor if I 'piss' you off?
John: No ma'am.
Judy: And why is that?
John: Because I know better.
Judy: Because you know better. Good answer. So what happened next? (John sighs. "Today is going to be a long ass day.")
END OF CHAPTER 1