"Go nuts or die trying" by hott dogg
This is my 1st fiction so go easy on me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade and their precious characters (thank God for that) in this chapter I only own the 'Bladelashers' (their twin's). Rated PG13 for very course language (must be 13 or over to read this!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 1: Meet the Bladelasher.
It was Thursday 1 o' clock midnight and the boys were asleep, well. one of them are. Tyson were asleep and everyone else put their heads under a pillow while counting sheep. Suddenly everyone except Tyson woke up.
"That hippo just couldn't stop snoring like a f***'n pig!" complained Kai.
"Calm down Kai, let me handle this in a sec." said Ray.
"How can I calm down with his hippo breath going through my ear!" continued Kai.
Ray said nothing he then stuffed a big apple in Tyson's mouth. Everyone went back to sleep, except for Kai. He wrote something in a post-it note and sticked it to the apple. He then went back to his nap.
~Next morning~
"I am a big mature angry pig", read Max as he read the post-it note on Tyson's apple. Tyson was still asleep, but soon get woken up by everyone's laughter. He couldn't hardly talk. Max took out the apple out of Tyson's mouth and showed it to him.
"RAY! Why are you shoved this into my mouth and call me a big mature angry pig!" Shout Tyson, spitting all over the place.
"That's not even my writing" answered Ray, without a clue.
Kai still cracked out laughing in the corner, Tyson stomped his way to him with a fire-bolts in his eyes. "Why did you call me a PIG!"
"O, I'm sorry I never knew that you prefer to be call HIPPO instead", laughed Kai. "GRRRR", growled Tyson stomped away to breakfast. Everyone quietly followed him.
~At breakfast~
Bacon and omelette for breakfast, except for Tyson, Chief in controlled at the kitchen He served Tyson an oatmeal. "Since I think you need a diet, I made an oatmeal just for you", he said handed Tyson the oatmeal.
"Oh how nice of you, Chief. Whoops, there's a big bug there", lied Tyson scooped it all into the bin.
"There is?" asked Chief.
"Yes, now would you mind frying me some bacon!" growled Tyson, moved next to Max. Chief nodded.
10 minutes later, Tyson's breakfast was ready. A fly landed on his bacon. "There's a bug on that" said Max. "Who cares!" answered Tyson, licked the plate.
"Fatty you disgust me" Kai quietly walked away to the doorway.
The phone rang Ray answered it he talked for 10 to 15 minutes then put it down. "Mr Dickinson told us to packed our bags and head to the airport. We are touring to Sydney, Australia this afternoon"
"WOO HOO!". The boys ran to their room and packed their stuff, putting on their BBA jackets. Soon a taxi arrived. Tyson and Kai fought over the front seat, but of course Kai' s win as usual.
At the airport, they quickly went inside their plane & picked a seat. Unfortunately Tyson had to sat next to his Grandpa, since Max sat next to his Mum. Everyone else picked a partner, Mariah ran straight to Ray, but Kai beat her to it. She had no choice but to sit next to her rival Emily.
Soon it was dinner, they had a bowl of spaghetti. Emily was sick of how Mariah ate with her hands. Not just she got a long nails but she also burped a lot. Emily ended up throwing up in a sick bag.
At night, Mariah couldn't sleep and so did Emily, she was playing with her laptop. "Would you cut it out!" screamed Mariah. Emily quietly closed her laptop, "Sorry".
Later at 12, Mariah woke up again. She was bored, so she decided to annoy Emily. She grabbed Emily's sick bag and pop it in front of her. Emily's vomit spitted all over her, waking everyone else because of the huge popping noise. A noisy laughter echoed the plane.
The plane made it to Sydney. The boys stayed at the Four Point Sheraton Sydney Hotel. As the boys unpacked their bags a loud knock echoed the door. Ray opened the door Oliver, Enrique, Johnny and Robert stepped in.
"I got a news for you" said Robert. "I heard there is this group call the Bladelashers and there's a rumour that they are so tough and looks exactly like you guys"
"Hear that Pig, you got a twin" interrupted Kai.
"So we thought we better warn you, 'cause it's kind of suspicious. So anyway I hope you got the message" said Oliver "We better go and warn the others"
"Okay thanks guys" Said Ray as he closed the door.
As soon as they finished they stepped outside their bedroom and found a group of bladders exactly like them. They stared at each other suspiciously and walked away, saying nothing.
The boys ended up went to the different place. Tyson to the Buffet, Max to the beach, Ray to the sushi bar and Kai to the Sydney Monorail to chill.
~Tyson's Day~
Tyson stayed at the hotel, he booked a VIP table at the buffet all for himself. As he about to pinch the last pizza on the hot plate, someone else grabbed it was a guy who look exactly like him. He wore a yellow jacket, a blue shirt, red short and a green cap and a green jacket with BBO written on it.
"Get your paws off my pizza, sister!" yelled Tyson.
"No, I have a name and it's Jason!"
"Nice to meet you, fatty I'm Tyson!"
A security walked toward them and yanked them both "Excuse me! We don't tolerate that crap in here so go and live punks!"
They both left with a face turned red, "It's all your fault! I challenge you to a match!" yelled Tyson.
"With pleasure!"
The battle don't stayed long, Tyson's blade simply fell out of the stadium and smashed. Jason laughed and left him.
~Max's Day~
Max was in the beach, he was kind of bored for a while but that does not lasted long as soon as he spot a bunch of girls in bikinis.
He quickly went to the large rock and changed, applying a pink sunscreen in his nose. When Max was completely naked, Mariah who was training as a junior lifeguard spotted him. She was wearing a red and yellow swim suit with a whistle around her neck.
"AAAAAARRRGGGGGH!!!!!" screamed Mariah, ran away.
"Hi Mariah" said Max, still nude. He then put on his short with Homer on it eating donut and work his way to the girls. "Hi girls!" 10 to 20 girls playing volleyball in front of him suddenly stop, a guy like Max stepped in front of him furiously. He quietly grabbed the girls away with him, "C'mon girls! Lets go to the water!"
"Hey that's mine. I get them first!" said Max.
"Says your Mum that is, anyways nice to know you loser I'm Jazz. See you around!" Jazz walked away with the girls around him giggling at Max, who was very p***ed off.
"Stupid Jazz! He thinks he so good, we'll see about that!"
~Ray's Day~
Ray was at the sushi bar. As he grabbed a plate and helped himself with the sushi a little girl a bit like Mariah, pinched the sushi off his plate and ran. "Excuse me but that was my sushi", said Ray a little annoyed but yet with manners.
"Oh really? Jay!!! There's some trouble maker around here!" She screamed.
"What! I was training to be a waitress for my part time job! You already got me fired at my last 3 job, goodness!" A guy who looks like Ray walked toward them and sighed.
"This guy wants his sushi back!" said the girl.
"No I just want to."
"Look I know my girlfriend can be such a pain in the a** a lot of times, but can we just end this little havoc in a battle?"
Ray slowly nodded, then the battle is on. Unfortunately Ray's blade stopped 1 second before Jay's making him the loser. "Yeah go Jay!" said the girl lifting his hand.
"Quiet!" said Jay walked away angrily. He then ended up fired again. Ray quietly sighed and walked away, "Who is he? And why he dressed just like me?"
~Kai's Day~
Kai was walking his way to the Monorail and sat at the corner where no one else around and quiet. But then came a guy looks exactly like him interrupted. "Yo Dogg that's my seat you sit on!" he said "C'mon move, I need to get my mind off that Hippo, Jason so move!"
"Well that's the same with me, I want to get my mind off the Pig, Tyson. No way man, I refuse" answered Kai stubbornly.
"How about a battle, mate?" "I love to, I can smell victory already" Said Kai, confidently.
The battle was so long but Kai was losing like his other friends, his blade were crushed into pieces for the first time ever and of course he fr**ked out. "It's not fair!" He yelled "You cheated!"
"No I didn't"
"Shut up you F***'n moron! You are a b**ch like Tyson, yes a fat one!" Kai yelled again.
"It's just a match"
"Shut up duck with no brain" Kai yelled again as he went out of the Monorail with those last word, "You are a HO! I hate you! F*** you later d***head"
"Did I mention you fight like a girl" grin the boy.
Kai turned around showing his big finger and screamed "Well you smell like an elephant butt!!!"
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Well that's the 1st chapter, I know it's a bit boring but keep Read & Review, I promise it will get interesting as it goes. So who are these Bladelashers? Will Kai recover from his mental problem? Is Max really Gay? R & R^_^
This is my 1st fiction so go easy on me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade and their precious characters (thank God for that) in this chapter I only own the 'Bladelashers' (their twin's). Rated PG13 for very course language (must be 13 or over to read this!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 1: Meet the Bladelasher.
It was Thursday 1 o' clock midnight and the boys were asleep, well. one of them are. Tyson were asleep and everyone else put their heads under a pillow while counting sheep. Suddenly everyone except Tyson woke up.
"That hippo just couldn't stop snoring like a f***'n pig!" complained Kai.
"Calm down Kai, let me handle this in a sec." said Ray.
"How can I calm down with his hippo breath going through my ear!" continued Kai.
Ray said nothing he then stuffed a big apple in Tyson's mouth. Everyone went back to sleep, except for Kai. He wrote something in a post-it note and sticked it to the apple. He then went back to his nap.
~Next morning~
"I am a big mature angry pig", read Max as he read the post-it note on Tyson's apple. Tyson was still asleep, but soon get woken up by everyone's laughter. He couldn't hardly talk. Max took out the apple out of Tyson's mouth and showed it to him.
"RAY! Why are you shoved this into my mouth and call me a big mature angry pig!" Shout Tyson, spitting all over the place.
"That's not even my writing" answered Ray, without a clue.
Kai still cracked out laughing in the corner, Tyson stomped his way to him with a fire-bolts in his eyes. "Why did you call me a PIG!"
"O, I'm sorry I never knew that you prefer to be call HIPPO instead", laughed Kai. "GRRRR", growled Tyson stomped away to breakfast. Everyone quietly followed him.
~At breakfast~
Bacon and omelette for breakfast, except for Tyson, Chief in controlled at the kitchen He served Tyson an oatmeal. "Since I think you need a diet, I made an oatmeal just for you", he said handed Tyson the oatmeal.
"Oh how nice of you, Chief. Whoops, there's a big bug there", lied Tyson scooped it all into the bin.
"There is?" asked Chief.
"Yes, now would you mind frying me some bacon!" growled Tyson, moved next to Max. Chief nodded.
10 minutes later, Tyson's breakfast was ready. A fly landed on his bacon. "There's a bug on that" said Max. "Who cares!" answered Tyson, licked the plate.
"Fatty you disgust me" Kai quietly walked away to the doorway.
The phone rang Ray answered it he talked for 10 to 15 minutes then put it down. "Mr Dickinson told us to packed our bags and head to the airport. We are touring to Sydney, Australia this afternoon"
"WOO HOO!". The boys ran to their room and packed their stuff, putting on their BBA jackets. Soon a taxi arrived. Tyson and Kai fought over the front seat, but of course Kai' s win as usual.
At the airport, they quickly went inside their plane & picked a seat. Unfortunately Tyson had to sat next to his Grandpa, since Max sat next to his Mum. Everyone else picked a partner, Mariah ran straight to Ray, but Kai beat her to it. She had no choice but to sit next to her rival Emily.
Soon it was dinner, they had a bowl of spaghetti. Emily was sick of how Mariah ate with her hands. Not just she got a long nails but she also burped a lot. Emily ended up throwing up in a sick bag.
At night, Mariah couldn't sleep and so did Emily, she was playing with her laptop. "Would you cut it out!" screamed Mariah. Emily quietly closed her laptop, "Sorry".
Later at 12, Mariah woke up again. She was bored, so she decided to annoy Emily. She grabbed Emily's sick bag and pop it in front of her. Emily's vomit spitted all over her, waking everyone else because of the huge popping noise. A noisy laughter echoed the plane.
The plane made it to Sydney. The boys stayed at the Four Point Sheraton Sydney Hotel. As the boys unpacked their bags a loud knock echoed the door. Ray opened the door Oliver, Enrique, Johnny and Robert stepped in.
"I got a news for you" said Robert. "I heard there is this group call the Bladelashers and there's a rumour that they are so tough and looks exactly like you guys"
"Hear that Pig, you got a twin" interrupted Kai.
"So we thought we better warn you, 'cause it's kind of suspicious. So anyway I hope you got the message" said Oliver "We better go and warn the others"
"Okay thanks guys" Said Ray as he closed the door.
As soon as they finished they stepped outside their bedroom and found a group of bladders exactly like them. They stared at each other suspiciously and walked away, saying nothing.
The boys ended up went to the different place. Tyson to the Buffet, Max to the beach, Ray to the sushi bar and Kai to the Sydney Monorail to chill.
~Tyson's Day~
Tyson stayed at the hotel, he booked a VIP table at the buffet all for himself. As he about to pinch the last pizza on the hot plate, someone else grabbed it was a guy who look exactly like him. He wore a yellow jacket, a blue shirt, red short and a green cap and a green jacket with BBO written on it.
"Get your paws off my pizza, sister!" yelled Tyson.
"No, I have a name and it's Jason!"
"Nice to meet you, fatty I'm Tyson!"
A security walked toward them and yanked them both "Excuse me! We don't tolerate that crap in here so go and live punks!"
They both left with a face turned red, "It's all your fault! I challenge you to a match!" yelled Tyson.
"With pleasure!"
The battle don't stayed long, Tyson's blade simply fell out of the stadium and smashed. Jason laughed and left him.
~Max's Day~
Max was in the beach, he was kind of bored for a while but that does not lasted long as soon as he spot a bunch of girls in bikinis.
He quickly went to the large rock and changed, applying a pink sunscreen in his nose. When Max was completely naked, Mariah who was training as a junior lifeguard spotted him. She was wearing a red and yellow swim suit with a whistle around her neck.
"AAAAAARRRGGGGGH!!!!!" screamed Mariah, ran away.
"Hi Mariah" said Max, still nude. He then put on his short with Homer on it eating donut and work his way to the girls. "Hi girls!" 10 to 20 girls playing volleyball in front of him suddenly stop, a guy like Max stepped in front of him furiously. He quietly grabbed the girls away with him, "C'mon girls! Lets go to the water!"
"Hey that's mine. I get them first!" said Max.
"Says your Mum that is, anyways nice to know you loser I'm Jazz. See you around!" Jazz walked away with the girls around him giggling at Max, who was very p***ed off.
"Stupid Jazz! He thinks he so good, we'll see about that!"
~Ray's Day~
Ray was at the sushi bar. As he grabbed a plate and helped himself with the sushi a little girl a bit like Mariah, pinched the sushi off his plate and ran. "Excuse me but that was my sushi", said Ray a little annoyed but yet with manners.
"Oh really? Jay!!! There's some trouble maker around here!" She screamed.
"What! I was training to be a waitress for my part time job! You already got me fired at my last 3 job, goodness!" A guy who looks like Ray walked toward them and sighed.
"This guy wants his sushi back!" said the girl.
"No I just want to."
"Look I know my girlfriend can be such a pain in the a** a lot of times, but can we just end this little havoc in a battle?"
Ray slowly nodded, then the battle is on. Unfortunately Ray's blade stopped 1 second before Jay's making him the loser. "Yeah go Jay!" said the girl lifting his hand.
"Quiet!" said Jay walked away angrily. He then ended up fired again. Ray quietly sighed and walked away, "Who is he? And why he dressed just like me?"
~Kai's Day~
Kai was walking his way to the Monorail and sat at the corner where no one else around and quiet. But then came a guy looks exactly like him interrupted. "Yo Dogg that's my seat you sit on!" he said "C'mon move, I need to get my mind off that Hippo, Jason so move!"
"Well that's the same with me, I want to get my mind off the Pig, Tyson. No way man, I refuse" answered Kai stubbornly.
"How about a battle, mate?" "I love to, I can smell victory already" Said Kai, confidently.
The battle was so long but Kai was losing like his other friends, his blade were crushed into pieces for the first time ever and of course he fr**ked out. "It's not fair!" He yelled "You cheated!"
"No I didn't"
"Shut up you F***'n moron! You are a b**ch like Tyson, yes a fat one!" Kai yelled again.
"It's just a match"
"Shut up duck with no brain" Kai yelled again as he went out of the Monorail with those last word, "You are a HO! I hate you! F*** you later d***head"
"Did I mention you fight like a girl" grin the boy.
Kai turned around showing his big finger and screamed "Well you smell like an elephant butt!!!"
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Well that's the 1st chapter, I know it's a bit boring but keep Read & Review, I promise it will get interesting as it goes. So who are these Bladelashers? Will Kai recover from his mental problem? Is Max really Gay? R & R^_^