***Disclaimer: I don't own Silent Hill, I do own Jessy and Zeus. You take and I'll eat your face off!***
***Author Insanity: For those of you who've read my Tomb Raider fanfics, you're used to my weird little stories. This however, is a weird little poem type thing. I'll explain more
at the end. Enjoy!! Oh yeah, this poem doesn't rhyme. I'm not good at that.***
Ode to my Playstation
My dear dear Playstation, beloved console that carried me through so many lonely nights.
Who could have known it would be over like this? Everything was so perfect, if not a little creepy.
Guiding the little man down that misty alley,
Smacking the demon dogs with that trusty rusty pipe.
Smack smack smack!!
Overcome my cowardly courage to play it,
I mean, it had taken so long.
Even with the guidebook resting in my lap.
Demon bird would swoop down,
But I'd get it with the gun,
Only taking a few hits, but I've used codes,
So I won't die. Little immortal polygon character.
Smack smack smack on the demon dogs.
Havn't saved in a while,
Because what's the point?
Codes keep me from dying as the fog gets thicker.
Right past the Silent Hill sign.
Where did that little girl go? Do I care?
Look to the left, polygon Harry. Maybe she's over there. Go look.
Take a break to turn the room lights off.
To add to atmosphere I'll tell you. Creepy creepy. Smack smack smack.
One last turn, then I'll save.
Dear Playstation, I took you for granted.
Paying too much attention to the action in the game,
Never noticed that from behind,
Pounced a little furry beast to scare the crap outta me,
Just when a demon dog pounced Harry.
Yanked out of the wall goes the cord,
And across the room goes the console.
Right into the wall.
Crack crack crack.
......damn dog.......
*********
Well....that was weird even for me. But that actually happened. That's when I broke the first of my for original Playstations. I was playing Silent Hill, and my beloeved little puppy decided to pounce me right when I got attacked in the game. I freaked out and yanked the system out of the wall, namely cuz I jerked back so hard on the controller. Man that was stupid. What I didn't mention was that the console actually smacked me in the face and crashed into the floor. THAT wasn't fun.
Anywho, I had fun writing this. So, R&R please! It'd make me happy! Now I'm gonna get back to work on Chapter 5 of Tomb Raider Insanity. Bai bai! :)
~Jessy A.
***Author Insanity: For those of you who've read my Tomb Raider fanfics, you're used to my weird little stories. This however, is a weird little poem type thing. I'll explain more
at the end. Enjoy!! Oh yeah, this poem doesn't rhyme. I'm not good at that.***
Ode to my Playstation
My dear dear Playstation, beloved console that carried me through so many lonely nights.
Who could have known it would be over like this? Everything was so perfect, if not a little creepy.
Guiding the little man down that misty alley,
Smacking the demon dogs with that trusty rusty pipe.
Smack smack smack!!
Overcome my cowardly courage to play it,
I mean, it had taken so long.
Even with the guidebook resting in my lap.
Demon bird would swoop down,
But I'd get it with the gun,
Only taking a few hits, but I've used codes,
So I won't die. Little immortal polygon character.
Smack smack smack on the demon dogs.
Havn't saved in a while,
Because what's the point?
Codes keep me from dying as the fog gets thicker.
Right past the Silent Hill sign.
Where did that little girl go? Do I care?
Look to the left, polygon Harry. Maybe she's over there. Go look.
Take a break to turn the room lights off.
To add to atmosphere I'll tell you. Creepy creepy. Smack smack smack.
One last turn, then I'll save.
Dear Playstation, I took you for granted.
Paying too much attention to the action in the game,
Never noticed that from behind,
Pounced a little furry beast to scare the crap outta me,
Just when a demon dog pounced Harry.
Yanked out of the wall goes the cord,
And across the room goes the console.
Right into the wall.
Crack crack crack.
......damn dog.......
*********
Well....that was weird even for me. But that actually happened. That's when I broke the first of my for original Playstations. I was playing Silent Hill, and my beloeved little puppy decided to pounce me right when I got attacked in the game. I freaked out and yanked the system out of the wall, namely cuz I jerked back so hard on the controller. Man that was stupid. What I didn't mention was that the console actually smacked me in the face and crashed into the floor. THAT wasn't fun.
Anywho, I had fun writing this. So, R&R please! It'd make me happy! Now I'm gonna get back to work on Chapter 5 of Tomb Raider Insanity. Bai bai! :)
~Jessy A.