The Man Code

AU. All guys have this rule book that they live by. Except in Tsuna's case, it turns him gayer.

Also: Weird (gay) pairings are weird because weird (gay) pairings need more love.

Pairing: Ryohei/Tsuna here.

A/N: All characters might be a bit OOC. Google up the Man Code. It's pretty hilarious. Anyway, please enjoy. (First time I wrote pr0nz! Squeeeeee.)

Disclaimer: Man Code is not mine. Nor are the characters in KHR. Or else it'd be called Gay Hitman Orgy or something.

As always, it was havoc in the Sawada household.

Tsuna, who was the official resident of that house, had just woken up to the yelling and bombing from a few non-residents. He'd been dreaming, he remembers distortedly, about marshmallows that tasted like pineapples, and falling into a dizzying array of pinks and rainbows. Not that rainbow is actually a colour. More like colours. He yawns as he brushes those pesky eyeball boogers off his face, and troops to the washroom, since if he didn't, he'd fall back to sleep and be late and the baby would kill him.

The familiar bombing sounds continue, which Tsuna believes is coming from Lambo, who decided to freeload in Tsuna's home as a way of secretly murdering Tsuna's tutor. Both are babies, originating from the same country, and Tsuna wonders dully if it's customary for people- or babies - to want to kill each other over there.

It's when Tsuna realizes he's blankly staring at his reflection without really processing what it was when he hears the enthusiastic call of "TEEEEEENTH." This voice probably came from an over-hyper Gokudera, who won't stop calling him Tenth, as in the Tenth Mafia leader.

Tsuna hurriedly shouts out, "Be right there!" as a reply, and rushes to go when his mother stops him without looking away from her dishes by saying, "In your boxers again?" That's when Tsuna freezes for half a second in front of a shell shocked Gokudera (who looked like he just saw his sister), and a laughing Yamamoto at the entrance. Then he bolts back into his room in an embarrassed daze, and back again to his 'family' with a piece of toast in his mouth so that they could go to school and training.

That was basically all that would happen in the unpredictable day in the life of one Sawada Tsunayoshi. Until everything turned kinda funky. Like how bad bread would turn mouldy. So it was like bad, mouldy, sliced bread, which was even worse because sliced bread was what made Tsuna's breakfast so full of happiness.

It was when Tsuna was running late at school, and Gokudera offered sharing his umbrella with him since it was raining. Or maybe it was in the beginning, when Hibari leered at him when Reborn's drug thing made him rip off his clothes.

Well anyway, Tsuna was gay. That was what Futa said, and Futa's always right. But it was raining when Futa'd done his know-it-all thing, so Tsuna's not so sure. Anyway, the real problem was the book Gokudera'd gave him after he'd heard about Tsuna's probable gayness. Something he'd wrote himself, and the guy told Tsuna to study up on it.

Reborn doesn't say anything when he'd open the sloppily-crafted paperback alongside his homework. Tsuna secretly thinks Reborn's displeased that the Tenth 'Mafia Boss' was in fact, gay, so he doesn't want to be a let-down.

Number one was about falling in love with a guy's sister. If you knew that guy, his sister was off limits, otherwise you gotta marry her.

So that was why he'd stop crushing on Kyoko, since Ryohei's his family as well as her brother. If Tsuna ever tried to go out with her, Ryohei'd be all, "Let's fight to the extreme! Then will I accept you as a brother in-law!" Then he'd die for sure.

He'd told her so, since he'd been liking her for quite a while now and it would be sad to just drop it like that. Kyoko was real nice about it though. Tsuna could've fell for her all over again, but he stops himself because Ryohei's family. And he has a kangaroo.

Kyoko blushes a little again like the first time he'd confessed to her. Tsuna doesn't even think she remembers. But, she kinda ducks her head and says a quiet little thanks. Girls are really confusing sometimes.

The day after that happened, Ryohei seeks Tsuna out. Like actually seeks him out. In the washroom.

Ryohei had stormed up to him, all glaring eyes, and bandaged-up hands, and he looked real scary then. He never looks scary usually.

"She told me all about it," he hisses and comes real close to Tsuna's face. "She was crying."

Kyoko crying makes Tsuna's gut twitch in a bad way. Like he'd done something real wrong. Tsuna doesn't back down though, because he thinks it's the right choice.

"I don't want to lose you," he replies. That was smart, he thinks real happily, and it was funny how fast the boxer's expression changes.

"You don't want to lose me," Ryohei repeats slowly and Tsuna swallows nervously. He'd emphasize the 'lose' and made it sound weirder than it already was. Tsuna really thought that he'd got the point across. "Does that mean you chose me over my sister?"

That was the gist of it, so Tsuna finds his voice and goes, "Yes," and that was the wrong answer because Ryohei kisses him. "Then you don't mind that, right?" Tsuna does mind since that one was on his lips, but before he could say anything back, there's another kiss, and there's a tongue in his mouth.

Tsuna's back hits the wall and he looks up to see Ryohei towering over him like a freaking giant. He's going to say something, like "stop" or "no," but an uninvited hand is sliding into his shirt, and Tsuna's whimpers are smothered by another kiss when deft fingers brushes sensitive skin. He didn't even know he could make a noise like that.

"Wanted you too," Ryohei growls into Tsuna's neck and bites. Not hard, but now the hand that had been playing with his nipples found something interesting in his pants and the pain fades just as it had happened. It feels good, but it's gay, is what it is. That's why Tsuna fights it, against the muscular hand that's making him feel too much, and too little.

Ryohei chuckles a bit and moves closer until they're bodies fit together. Tsuna was kind of grateful because he couldn't trust his legs anymore and the support was appreciated, but the guy chuckled at him. It was humiliating. Especially since there's this other problem with Ryohei's kangaroo summoning box pressing delightfully against his embarrassingly obvious erection.

Tsuna groans and he's beyond humiliated when he asks for more, because the hand's moving way too slow. Ryohei chuckles again and freaking says, "Let's go, to the extreme," and flicks his wrist all of a sudden, sending Tsuna to hold onto Ryohei's shirt desperately as he cums in his freaking boxers.

He's still reeling from his orgasm when he's suddenly facing the wall, and a slippery finger- the bastard was using Tsuna's cum as lubricant? The unwelcome digit prods at someplace that he'd never ever think of using for sex. Ever. So he yelps in protest and attempts to get away from it, but Ryohei's a freaking boxer and Tsuna needs to eat more meat.

"Not fair," Tsuna manages weakly and turns his head uncomfortably to see this hungry glint in Ryohei's eyes. Wrong move again. He's earned a quick peck and when Ryohei'd lean in to do that, no way was that thing pressed against his ass a box.

"It's not unfair," Ryohei says and Tsuna takes a while to make sense of that simple double negative when a digit slips into a ring of clenching muscle.

That makes Tsuna fight against a muscular hand that's holding his hip in place, but he's stuck between a wall and someone who made him cum with just kisses and a handjob. So he's forced to yelp and 'relax' while Ryohei's still preparing his ass for something bigger which was going to 'feel good'.

Then he stiffens again, because Ryohei's fingers brush against this spot that he didn't even know he had and Ryohei noticed. So he starts terrorizing that spot and Tsuna can't believe he's actually responding to it. "Told you." Tsuna can actually hear a smirk behind that voice and teeth graze gently against his neck as the fingers are taken away and replaced by that bigger thing.

Tsuna hears a stifled cry and realizes it's him making that noise. Ryohei repeats, "Shit, wanted you so much," as he goes primal and the thrusts are directed to make Tsuna feel something apart from the pain. Then after a long or short while, Ryohei's rhythm starts to falter. The pressure of the wall, the over stimulation of The Spot, and Ryohei nipping at a place beside Tsuna's shoulder blade makes him gasp his second release, Ryohei close behind.

They stay like that for a while, panting a little. Tsuna wanted to faint right there, but he wobbles to the ground and doesn't care that it's dirty. Ryohei offers to clean him up with a smile, but Tsuna blushingly refuses. Tsuna stays in there a bit longer, even after Ryohei leaves, since it was the third floor and no one ever used the third floor washrooms.

Anyway. He decided to forget about whatever it was between him and Ryohei, but he'd been compliant. He'd willingly be taken by a guy, and that was definitely gay. He hadn't even minded when Ryohei explained it as a one-time thing later 'cause both of them were caught up in some twisted logic.

Tsuna thinks he's going to study up on Gokudera's book a little more.