Songs Mizzified
Well, hello, and welcome to my first ever contribution to ! I've actually been writing fanfics for a while, but I just got an account, so I have to copy EV-ER-Y-THING from paper to Microsoft Word…yurgh. Anyway, these are basically either a) Songs from Les Mis made so they're about something else, or b)Songs from something else made to be about Les Mis. Hope it's not sucky, read and review!
French Rhapsody
Valjean:
Is this the real life
Or just a fantasy?
My life sucks!
Gotta face the reality!
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky and seeeeee,
I'm just a poor guy
Don't need your sympathy!
It's all
Easy come
Easy go
Whatever price the bread goes
Really, really matters to me!
To me…
Javert
I just stole some bread
Thrust my hand through the window
It hurt and I said 'Ow!'
Javert
Life has just begun!
Don't let me spend it in a chain gang!
Javert, ooooooh!
Cut me a little slack!
It was a #ing loaf of bread, seriously!
Come on, come on!
It shouldn't really matter…
Javert:
Too late!
You worthless slime!
Baker:
You stole some bread of mine!
Javert:
You committed a crime!
So, Jean Valjean
You've got to go
Gotta go to the chain gang
Pay for your sins!
Valjean:
Javert, oooooh!
I don't wanna go!
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
(Musical solo, as Valjean walks into Msur M after 19 years in prison)
Innkeeper:
I see the scary sillhouetto of a man!
Townspeople:
He's an ex-con!
He's very dangerous!
Creepy ex-cons scare me!
He is very hairy!
Innkeepers:
Close the door!
Close the door!
Close the door right in his fa-a-a-ace!
Valjean:
I'm just a poor man
No inn wants me…
Innkeepers:
You're a hairy ex-con
From a poor family!
We cannot risk
Accepting a monstrosity!
Valjean:
Easy out
Easy in
Will you let me in…?
Innkeepers:
No! We will not let you in!
Valjean:
Let me in!
Innkeepers:
No! We will not let you in!
Valjean:
Let me in!
Innkeepers:
No! We will not let you in!
(Etcetera…)
Valjean:
Oh mon dieu
Oh mon dieu!
Oh mondieu let me in!
Old Woman:
Shut up and go to that nice old bishop's house!
His house
His house
His hooooooouse!
(Valjean gets there, is let in, steals candlesticks, and the police bring him back)
Bishop:
So I show you some mercy
I'm a nice guy!
Then you steal all my silver and leave me to die!
Valjean: What…?
Bishop:
Ooooh
Brother!
Turn your life around, brother!
Just gotta be nice!
Valjean:
Just gotta act right
…outta here!
(Becomes a good person and skips away)
Oooooooh
I'm the main character now
That old bishop
He took up 75 pages
Now it's all about me!
ME!
There's my first little thing on this site! (sob) It's such an honor!
So, anyway, please review, no flames, more coming soon. Like I said, I've already got them all written down, I just have to transition them…Hope it wasn't too bad!