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"Gohan, there is something I gotta tell you."
"What is it, Sharp?"
"I'm in love with her."
"O-K. Um… who exactly?"
"'Who exactly?' 'Who??' Her, Gohan! The meaning of my being! My very own slice of heaven! The beautiful girl that has stolen my heart with her complex logic!"
"You love… Wha- When- How did you figure this out?"
"I dunno, I guess when I saw her in gym!"
"Sharp. Are you sure about this? I mean… no offense, but you don't exactly seem like her type."
"What man? Of corse Im her type! Who wouldnt want ME!"
"Oh, yeah. I can definitely see her going for someone like, well…"
"M.Trunks? I've noticed that he's harboring some feelings for her as well."
"Actually I was going to say me—Did you say M.Trunks?"
"Yeah, freak made a 'sexy lady' comment about her last time. You weren't going to say you were you?"
"M.Trunks called her 'sexy lady' ?'"
"Yup, that's what I said—but she wouldnt go for a purple haired freak...would she?"
"I uh..."
"She does have a crush on you but c'mon man! You've got nothing in common!"
"And you do?"
"Of course!"
"Huh. Like what?"
"Well...we like the latest fashion—"
"You don't even know her, Sharp! She hates fashion! And the only thing the two of you have a common interest in is...nothing!
"That's it!"
"Sharp, what are you doing? There's no need to puff your chest our like that… And put your shirt back on for God's sakes."
"You and I are gonna have this out right now, Nerd Boy."
"We're not having anything out, Sharp…"
"Oh, but we are, Gohan. We are."
"Stop hopping around like that. You look like a gimp Hercule Satan."
"Afraid you can't take me, Gohan? We both know that I can take you with my eyes shut! I've been trained under the strongest man alive!"
"Sharpener…"
"Oh come off it, you bookworm! She's mine. She would never think twice about you the way she thinks of me… Was that a growl, Gohan?"
"You're acting silly, Sharpener. I'm not going to fight y—Ow!"
"I'm warning you, my bite is far worse than my bark."
"You pinched me!"
"That's only half of the torture I can inflict! This can go on for hours!"
"Ow! Stop that!"
"Bring it on, you overgrown wart."
"Sharpe—Hey! Get away from my food! Hey! Hey! Aww get of them...I was starving..."
"Oops. You mean the food on the table that I knocked down accidently? My mistake..."
"Sharpener…"
"A growl. Are you pissed now?"
"I think so."
"Right then, brainy! Lets rumble."
Thump
Crash
Rip
Groan
"What the hell are you two doing?!"
"Videl?"
"No, the Gold Fighters! Yes, it's Videl! What the…? Why is all the food on the floor? And how on earth did the tree get knocked down? Why are you two wrestling in the grass? And why the hell aren't you wearing a shirt, Sharpener? Oh, God. You two weren't…? Were you?"
"No!" "Ack no!"
"O-K. So again I ask: Why…?"
"We were fighting over you." "We were fighting over Erasa."
"You're in love with Erasa?" "You're in love with Videl?"
"Oops." "Oh my."
"One at a time, jerks. All I'm hearing is a bunch of jumbled words. So what's going on?"
"Nothing. Right, Nerd boy?"
"Yep, Sharp! Nothing going on here. Um… Sharpener? Could you please get off of me?"
"Sorry."
"Hello? Guys? Videl here still doesn't know why you two were rolling around in the grass together... Sharpy, you can go first."
"Hehe Erasa, this is just a misunderstanding."
"Exactly. This is all one, huge misunderstanding."
"Uh-huh, sure. Just no making out...you'll be made fun of like hell"
"… Is she gone?"
"Yeah..."
"Well..um...yeah...could you give me my shirt"
"Sure thing… So… You love Erasa."
"Yes... And you love Videl."
"Yep."
"And right now they both probably think we're having an affair."
"Adds mystery."