Sora – T^T

Allen – hey Sora! What's wrong, lil' sis?

Sora – the mean viewers won't review my stories, I thank all of you who did *sniffle* I can't go on much longer!

Kanda – che, tanpopo

Sora – did you just call me a dandelion! Well it seem I have to write more stories to kick you're a**, you shemale!

Lavi - *appears out of nowhere, laughing like a hyena*

Kanda – remind me to kill you after I massacre the rabbit! *chases Lavi*

Sora - I don't own d gray-man or bleach, so no trying to sue me!

Allen charged towards the evil Rhode, his innocence reaching to stab her, she jumped and giggled like a maniac.

"Allen-kun, I just wanted to tell you… I found a way to keep you out of the war, my love!" she blew a kiss to Allen, "don't worry I'll only make you friends hurt for a second, then it's all over!" she sang out. Allen cringed but kept charging.

"You'll never hurt my friends!" Allen cried, not noticing Rhode's door being opened, Rhode smirked.

"Bye-bye, I'll be visiting," Rhode cooed. Allen's eyes closed as he fell don the door not knowing where he was going. Lena lee, Lavi, Chaozii, Kanda, I've failed you Allen thought as he entered a deep sleep.

In Karakura town

(Ichigo's POV)

A certain ginger walked out of McDonald's holding a tall soda and combo burger; a short, black haired girl followed holding a manga. The ginger sipped his soda.

"Ichigo, what is a uke and seme?" Rukia asked innocently. I spit out my Dr. Pepper and eyed her.

"Um… ask Orihime, that's girl stuff," I laughed uncomfortable. King is a gay fag the damn hollow sang out in my head, shut up hollow or I'll make you watch Dora the explorer for hours and I'll kick your sorry-

"Ichigo, watch out for that…old man!" Rukia interrupted, I flinched and fell over the old guy.

"Oi, wake up grandpa!" I yelled in his white hair covered ears, he stirred a bit revealing a young face. Cute~! I accidentally thought told you faggot!

"That's a boy!" Rukia ran over and checked his pulse, and went pale, "his pulse is extremely low, we have to get him to your dad!" she insisted, I picked him up, exposing a slick black arm and a pentagram mark on his face, his eye's opened a bit then closed revealing large blue-silver eyes.

"This boy isn't normal," Rukia murmured. She called over a taxi and we drove to the clinic.

I opened the door only to be kicked in the face by my sick dad, he has a case of verbal diarrhea. (A/n not my creation, someone else's)

"Ichigo you're late idiot son~!" he laughed but stopped noticing the kid in my hands. He looked up totally serious, and reached out his hand to check for pulse.

"Oh my god, it's incredibly low, even for resting! Ichigo get a warm blanket, Rukia help me carry him to the medical room upstairs!" he yelled, Yuzu ran into the room carrying a lot of food, Karin even felt really worried.

(2 hours later… normal POV)

"How is he doing?" Ichigo asked, Isshin just smiled and pushed him in the room.

"He seems to be unable to speak Japanese like us, it also seems he doesn't know how he got in Japan!" the retard explained.

"Japanese! Um, Kanda I'm glad you were so insulting, because you loved to insult me in Japanese!" Allen yelled, and tugged at Ichigo's pants, "Watashi wa Ingurando no shusshinda, okay, I'm from England," Allen remembered, Ichigo nodded and said things in a different language Allen couldn't understand. Allen I can help you speak a different language just touch Ichigo's head the 14th instructed, Allen did so. He touched Ichigo's head and his hand trembled, Rukia ran into the room. A bright light encircled Allen.

"What the…!" she bawled, Allen fell back but got up.

"Can you understand me now?" Allen asked. all three nodded; Allen went pale.

"Oh shit! Hey Neah why didn't you tell me you could do this crap!" Allen blurted out; Ichigo, Rukia, and Isshin all sweat dropped.

"Hey, kid, what were you talking to?" Ichigo entreated making Allen looked down. Rukia punched Ichigo hard.

"You don't have to say, um…"

"Allen, my name is Allen walker,"

"Yes, Allen, you aren't from around here, I take it?" Rukia inferred and Allen nodded.

"I don't know what happened after road threw me into the ark… um what year is it?" Allen inquired.

"2008," Rukia walked over to the calendar, "it's summer," she stated. Allen went from peach to pale to almost translucent, soul escaping his body.

"That's impossible, it's only the late 19th century!" Allen screamed.

Ichigo and Rukia looked at each other; Allen didn't seem to be lying. He was definitely human but his features were abnormal, he had strange spiritual power, but virtually none at all.

"Well this is odd, how about we let you in my son's room!" Isshin laughed, Allen was about to deny but was at a loss of word, unlike Ichigo.

"You damn retard, you didn't eve ask me! Allen you're fine, just let me kill this crapper before I gut you a futon, okay," Ichigo said violently. Rukia just went back to reading here yaoi novel, Yuzu brought a cart of food, and Karin got a change of clothes for Allen.

"Ichigo, your family is... how do I say it… weird and funny," Allen smiled. Ichigo nodded.

"sure are,"

Sora - Done! the Next chapters is coming soon.

Ichigo – Allen's cute

Hollow Ichigo – faggot

Rukia – so this is yaoi

Sora – finally, my prayers to god have come true

Allen – do I have any say in this!

Sora, Rukia, Ichigo, hollow Ichigo, (and Rhode appears out of no where) – no!