A/N: Ok a pal of mine had this awesome idea about a possible crack fight. It was so awesome I just HAD to do this. Its completely crack and illogical, depending on the fact that Gaara controls sand while Sandman IS sand. Crack time!!!
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Sandman VS Subaku No Gaara
FIGHT!!!
The warriors face off each other on top of a mountain. The wind flows, sakura petals swarm the pair and lightning flashes above! For some inconsequential reason they both start the fight when a certain sakura petal, like many other sakura petals before it, touched the ground.
Sandman strikes up a pose and makes weapons out of his sand covering his arms! Le gasp he speaks! "You have no chance of defeating me! I am one with the sand!!!"
Gaara looks at him and... LE GASP AGAIN! HE SMILES! Reaching out an arm he speaks!!! "Teddy bear."
Sandman face faults! "What the hell are you talking about! I am the invincible SANDMAN!!!" And poses again.
Gaara smiles wider. "My teddy bear."
"I'm not your teddy bear!!!"
"You are my... teddy bear!"
"SHUT UP BRAT!!!" Sandman rushes his enemy looking to squash him!!!
Gaara smiles even wider... "My TEDDY BEAR!!!"
Sand swirls around the mighty sandman as he finds himself shrinking and slowing down... After all is calm... Sandman... is a teddy with right red hair.
Gaara walks to Teddy Bear, formerly known as Sandman, picks him up and with a satisfied smile... "My teddy! I will cuddle you and care for you and feed you and sleep with you and..."
That night Gaara slept for the first time in ages! With Sandm... I mean his teddy bear next to him.
KO! GAARA WINS!
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A/N: This was actually so ridiculous I had to spend a lot of time picking myself off the floor. I hope you enjoyed this crack of mine.