Dancing Mage

by 4fireking

The main character in this story is OC. He's an OC who can't use magic, but knows how to use magic tricks. After saving the life of a member of Fairy Tail, she practically brags him to the building despite his best protests. Meanwhile, Natsu is given a mission that takes him to a land with S-class knights who use much stronger magic than him. Please read.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail

I'm Goth. You can't torture my soul. I bleed crimson blood and I don't care about anything. Oh, but now I'm a clown. I like the go to birthday parties and entertain kids. Or maybe I'm a vampire who drinks your blood. I'm none of them. My name is Pape Michael. I'm an actor. Nobody in Fiore knows me yet, because I'm only fourteen years old. But I'll make everyone, even adults and old people, maybe Rune Knights, too, smile.

I know what you're thinking? That guy just stole my nose? Wow, what a great audience. Want to hear impressions? No? Good, because I don't have any. I can do tricks. Some of these tricks look magical. But magic is stupid because everyone in this century uses it. I see pink-haired boys breath fire, foxy red haired girls change costumes in an instant, and I see blonde's summon magical creatures from dresser keys. What's up with that?

If your not good at magic, become an actor. If you don't know how to act then become a director. Anyways goes. All you have to do is keep practicing. Keep practicing. Keep practicing you silly boys and girls. Just keep practicing. I could sing this all day, but I won't. Drop your flask, go outside, and whatever you do don't be a member of Fairy Tail.