The Klaus and Mr. Poe show!
It's Mr. Poe and Klaus, it's Klaus and Mr. Poe, and welcome to! The Klaus and Mr. Poe show!
"Hello everyone! I'm Klaus and this is Mr. Poe"he introduced, Mr. Poe smiled, waved at the camera and mouthed 'Hi Mum', Klaus quickly put Mr. Poe's and down and held it, he nervously smiled
"Sorry, umm on today's show, we will ur have. Hotdogs?"Klaus looked at the script, Mr. Poe looked at him lovingly, Klaus raised an eyebrow and then realized he was holding Mr. Poe's hand and took it away.
"Right sorry again"he looked at Mr. Poe"Today we will have Norman the post man......What?" once again he looked at Mr. Poe, who was..licking his hand and rubbing it on his head, like a cat, smiling "What are you doing?!", Mr. Poe meowed, moving his head forward as he did so Klaus smacked his forehead "Just take us to, Norman the postman or whatever"
The camera turned to show an old man, who was a postman dancing. The camera turned to Klaus to shook his head, and then down to Mr. Poe who was curled up in a ball falling asleep then back to Norman
Norman's dance act seemed like it went on forever with occasional glimpses of Klaus and Mr. Poe. And now it was back to Klaus and Mr. Poe
"That was Norman the postman, wasn't he great?"Klaus said sarcastic , Mr. Poe woke up and yawned, he smiled
"So next we have.........something that's not stupid!....wait I-I mean, reading time with Klaus"Klaus said and got out a book "Are you sitting comfortably?, good then we will begin"
Mr. Poe had a sock puppet and began to poke Klaus with it
"The-T-Th-THE"Klaus shifted his eyes to Mr. Poe "The snow crunched beneath FEET as people walked OVER it"now he was annoyed"And snowflakes gently flew down to the-MR. POE STOP IT!"
Mr. Poe was sad, he was about to make the sock go quack but he took it away when Klaus glared at him "Now where was I ah yes.."Klaus continued the story"Mr. Poe corner.."so Mr. Poe sadly shuffled to the corner, looked back and continued shuffling
Now Klaus was almost finished chapter one, and the camera was on him, soon a sock puppet came from the side and started to eat Klaus. Klaus stared at the screen annoyed looked down at the sock ant back at the camera "Mr. Poe can you please do something else? While I finish"so Mr. Poe went but then came back as a cowboy with one of those horses , with a head and stick for a body. He waddled over to Klaus Knocking him over"Roll the adverts...."