Dislaimer: NOPE. Dont own Naruto...and never will. However I do own the story line.
The Greatest Relationship Ruiner
Sakura bit at her lip furiously. She currently stood in front of the open door of her apartment trying to wait patiently. But it was useless. The noise coming from the living room overwhelmed her train of thought.
"Sasuke, will you hurry up?! We're going to be late for the meeting!" Sakura yelled hysterically at her boyfriend. She glared at the clock on the wall. It was already 7:30;if Sasuke didn't hurry up they'd be late for their briefing on a mission!
"Sasukeeeeeee!!" She screamed.
"Wait, I'm almost finished!" Sasuke called from the living room. Sakura wailed and slammed the front door.
She dragged her feet into the living room where Sasuke sat on the couch, his lithe form bent over a game controller and his eyes glued to the screen of the huge plasma T.V. Sakura knew from first glance that it was Halo 2. There was no mistaking the blue aliens and weird colored outfits. I mean really! What kind of butt kicking people wore neon orange jumpsuits?! Well, there was Naruto but at least he had more self-control than Sasuke did at the moment!
Sakura observed him for a moment. Sasuke's fingers pounded at the control; his eyes still roving all over the screen. His face was stuck in mid-scowl and his teeth were bared angrily. His eyes were squinted angrily; almost closed that it was kinda cute. Sakura smiled in spite of the anger that was bubbling in her stomach. What the hell can I do to get him to quit?! Sakura sat next to him with a sudden hunch.
"Sasuke, baby, c'mon. Let's go to go." Sakura asked in a beyond sweet voice. She wrapped her arms possessively around his waist and laid her head on his shoulder; her lips just barely brushing across his neck. Sakura felt his muscles tense as she squeezed him. She let her hand drift casually to his thigh and squeezed oh so gently. She almost laughed out loud when his eyes widened and his grip on the control loosened.
"I promise something good when we get back from dinner," She cooed. She grasped a strand of his hair around her finger and
hooked her ankle around his. Then she started as the T.V started flashing YOU LOSE in bright blue letters. Sakura smiled to herself. "Sasuke, it's over now. Let's go before Tsunade punishes us." She whispered. Sasuke closed his eyes. It was all Sakura's fault that he lost the game, if she hadn't distracted him with her…yummy goodness…
"Hn," He grunted and stood up almost causing Sakura to lose her balance on the couch since her legs were still wrapped around his.
"About time!"
And that was that. They made it to their meeting on time and received their mission, but it wasn't the last of Halo; the relationship ruiner!
"Sasuke, pleeeeeeeease!" Sakura yelled, on the verge of tears. "We're gonna be late for those reservations!"
"Wait, I'm nearly finished." Sasuke promised. Sakura growled through her teeth. She was all dressed up in a sexy dress; at least that's what Sasuke had thought of it. Until he had come home from work a few hours ago and plopped his lazy ass on the couch and tackled the neon colored aliens with his super powered fingers. They had reservations for a special dinner tonight. For Kami's sake it was their anniversary!! Sakura plopped herself on the couch beside him. Apparently he was in the final challenge with the Juggernaut; supposedly the hardest level of them all.
"Sasukeeeee, don't you love me?" Sakura whined.
"Hn," He grunted. His fingers flew with lightning speed over the buttons.
"Then please just get over this stupid game and come to dinner with me!" Sakura pleaded.
"Later," He muttered.
"WAAAAAH!"
Sakura missed the days before Halo had come and taken over. She remembered the first few weeks clearly; from when he had first played the game. Oh, Sakura had played too. That's what had gotten them a little bit closer in the beginning. But gradually Sasuke had begun to spend more time on the game than with her and Sakura had just given up on spending time with him and abandoned her pink game control, knowing full well that Sasuke wouldn't miss her. And she was right. He hadn't even noticed. And Sakura hated when her boyfriend didn't notice her.
With another cry, this one sounding more like a fierce beast, Sakura grabbed the controller from his hands and with speed matching those of his pounded on the buttons, eyes glaring at the screen.
"Hey, Sakura! Give it back!" Sasuke yelled, sounding very much like a little boy. Then his eyes widened in surprise as his ears confirmed what his eyes refused to believe.
"YOU'RE THE WINNER!" flashed in neon red across the screen accompanied with the Juggernaut's annoying boom of a voice.
Sakura beamed with a ferocious smile and slammed the control onto the ground. Then she turned to Sasuke, still frozen in shock, and gripped his collar pulling him down to her eye level.
"Now, listen here, Uchiha." She growled. "Dress up and meet me at the restaurant in two minutes." She glared angrily at him and glanced at the T.V. once again. She smiled, almost evilly. "Got it?" Nearly choking from shock and the force of her fist in his collar he nodded.
"Good. I'll be waiting." She said, finally releasing her hold on him. Then she kissed him. Sasuke's brain began to malfunction. Still from shock but also from the magic Sakura was currently working on him. The heat rose in his cheeks as he tried to respond to her kiss. But she broke it before he had the chance. She giggled and walked to the door, swaying her hips and knowing exactly what she was doing to his hormones.
"I love you, Sasuke."
Then she closed the door. It was a good five seconds before Sasuke finally revived from his shock. Then he scowled.
"Thanks a lot, Sakura. Now I've got to start over…,"
A/N:
so what do you guys think of this one shot? I wrote it from experience. haha im so proud of myself. well, i've been thinking of writing more one shots. Just little stories on Sakura and Sasuke and their special relationship. But then the only way i can write them is if i get reviews. Yes, i cherish your reviews. So if the reviews are just as plentiful as the visits on this page, then i'll add another one shot.
If not, then i'll haveta abandon this one. for those of you who read An Unexpected Family...you know just how long i can stay away from writing anything. If you dont want to deal with a rogue writer (wtfreeeak?) then i suggest more reviews this time.
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