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"Stronger than yesterday"... Vegeta sang as he typed. Bulma came into the room and looked over his shoulder.

"How the hell did you get into my email account?"

Vegeta looked at Bulma and smirked, "You forgot to log out." he turned his attention back to the screen. "I didnt know Kakkarot had an email account!"

"Yeah, I taught him so he wouldnt pop in when in the middle of...you know...next time"

"Who would've thought the idiot would be able to understand how" Vegeta snorted, continuing to type.

After hearing Vegeta slowly type she finally asked. "What are you typing?"

"Oh, nothing." He said in an innocent voice.

Bulma not trusting him looked at what he was typing.

To: GokuSSJ(a)msn(.)com

From: LilBB(a)capcorp(.)biz

Subject: Surprise!

Goku, you are in for a BIG surprise. tomorrow when you wake up, no more food. I'm going to wish with the dragonballs that all the food will you eat will still keep you starving forever. Wanna know why? Cause I hate you, you son-of-a-bitch! You really hurt my Veggie-Chan by beating him all the time! I hope you are happy! Now you will starve! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! STARVE! STARVE! YOU IDIOOOOT! STTTTARRRVVEE GOOKUUUUUUUUUU!

Bulma

"You can't send that!"

"Wanna bet?" Vegeta said as his finger lingered over the "send" key.

"Vegeta..."

"Come on woman! Its not like I'm killing him!" He started to lightly tap the key.

"If you send that I'll..." Bulma quickly looked around her dorm, she grabbed the closest thing to her. "I'll spray you with this." She pointed a bottle of perfume at him.

"Oh, scary, perfume..."

"It's Chichi's! Goku got it for her!" She saw she got the perfect reaction from him and pushed it. "You'll walk around smelling like Chichiall day!" She held the bottle closer to him causing him to fall backwards.

"That's why That harpy smells like old socks..."

"My point." She sprayed in his direction but he moved quickly so he didn't get sprayed with it.

She chased him around the room for 30 minuets frequently tripping over variously placed items.

Vegeta somehow got turned around and ran into Bulma causing her to drop the bottle, he also succeeded in falling onto her causing her to tumble back into her stash of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.

"Damn you, Now look at my Doughnuts! You Ass-hole."

Vegeta just got off of her and stood up. He walked over to the computer. Bulma quickly realizing what he was doing jumped up but slipped on a chocolate iced, cream filled doughnut.

Vegeta was getting mad. He hadn't been on in more than 20 minutes so he was automatically disconnected. He knew soon Bulma would be up.

As soon as he got back to the screen Bulma grabbed him around his neck and pulled him backwards.

"Damnit!" He cursed and he blindly tried to hit the "enter" button.

Bulma was trying to stop him when she heard the familiar "click" of a key.

They quickly looked at the screen.

"&( #! &#(" He cursed as he saw the words "Erasing Message" coming upon the screen.