Well, I finally came out of hiding. Now, here's a new odd story I just can up with. Hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to there respectable owners. Please don't sue me!

Chapter 1: The Thingy That Comes Before The Story

It was a nice evening in the Mushroom Kingdom. Nice and warm, but not hot. Mario was at Peach's Castle having dinner with her. But that isn't what this story is about, not in the slightest.

Luigi was cleaning out the basement. If you were there, you would know why. Books and other junk had piled up over the past few days, and Luigi wanted it clean.

"Here I go!" he yelled and with that, jumped into the basement. That may have been a bad idea seeing that the spring down there was moved.

After Luigi got up, he saw a strange book. He picked it up and looked at it.

"I don't-a remember buying this-a."

He looked at the cover and saw the title. It read: The Greatest Story Ever. With a title like that, Luigi wanted to read it now. But, it was too dark in the basement. So, Luigi went digging for the spring so he could go into the living room.

Mario walked in the front door after eating the great meal. He was expecting Luigi go at least say 'hi' to him. Just then, Luigi shot out of the basement with the book. He hit the roof and fell to the floor. "MARIO! I found-a weird book!", yelled Luigi.

"Whoa! I've heard of this book," said Mario as he took it out of Luigi's hands, "I've heard this-a book is based on true people!"

Luigi then slumped down and said, "If its real, then it will be boring right?"

Mario shook his head, "Only one way to find out."

And with that, Mario opened the book and got ready to read…

Well, there's chapter 1 for you. Hope you enjoy.