Whinne the Pooh x Hobbs from Calvin and Hobbs
"Hobbs, we can't be doing this. I'll get my plush everywhere," Whinnie whispered.
Hobbs moaned, "Mhmm. Just the way I like it."
Hobbs grabbed some of the plush that fell from Whinnie's side and put it in his mouth and made a pleased noise.
"Oh my," exclaimed Whinnie.
"Don't you mean 'oh bear'?" smirked Hobbs.
"You taste like honey," whispered Whinnie.
Hobbs looked down at Whinnie and said, "You taste like sex."
Jesus x Disciple
Jesus removed his cloth and his disciple's eyes widened.
"Jesus Christ," his disciple said under his breath.
"Thats my name," Jesus smirked.
Carson x Satan
Carson looked down at Satan and blushed.
"How are you so hot," she whispered quietly.
Satan smiled and his eyes crinkled as he laughed.
"We're in Hell."
Ty x Eeyore
Ty came upon Eeyore sitting on a log.
"Hey Eeyore. Why so down?"
Eeyore looked up at Ty with sad eyes and explained.
"Well, you see. I'm a virgin."
Ty gave a knowing look and sat down real close to Eeyore on the log.
"I can fix that."
Bailey x Horse
"Neigh, that's the spot."
Bailey made a giggle and said in her sweet voice, "You like that?"
"NEIGGHHH!"
"Whoa! Hold your horses," Bailey exclaimed.
The horse smirked, "You already are."