A tale of two homies
Lil Jon: yo, yo, yo, Lil Jon up on the phonezzy fo' sheezy.
Smeagol: Precious?
Lil Jon: What!
Smeagol: Precious?
Lil Jon: What!
Smeagol: Smeagol
Lil Jon: Ok!
Smeagol: How are you today precious?
Lil Jon: What?
Smeagol: How are you today?
Lil Jon: I've had better, today has been just so terrible. I was cut of from my huggies diapers endorsement. Tear
Gollum: My precious don't cry, Gollum, I mean Smeagol is here for you.
Lil Jon: Ok!
Smeagol: Yessss!
Lil Jon: What?
Smeagol: Yessss!
Lil Jon: Yeah!
Lil Jon: They said I couldn't drink no champagne around the children and have no biatches shakin it fast, up and down, round and round, bouncing….
Smeagol: Smeagol understands yess he does.
Lil Jon: Ok!
Gollum: Shut up Smeagol!
Smeagol: No
Gollum: You're nothing but a gapped tooth, balding, worthless being
Smeagol: Whatever you say you're still making fun of yourself.
Gollum: No I'm…. yeah you got a point there, but I know a secret you've been keeping from Jon.
Smeagol: No, please, Smeagol be good
Gollum: Shut up! (Cough, cough, choke)
Gollum: Oh Lil Jon
Lil Jon: Yeah!
Gollum: The only reason why Smeagol is your "homie" is because…..
DUN, DUN, DUN!
Gollum: He's after your pimp cup.
Lil Jon: What!
Gollum: He's after your pimp cup
Lil Jon: What!
Gollum: Pimp cup
Lil Jon: What!
Gollum: He's after your pimp cup
Lil Jon: Ok!
Smeagol: No, no that's a lie! Lil Jon is Smeagol's bestest friend besides master.
Lil Jon: Yeah!
Smeagol: Are we still friends?
Lil Jon: Ok!
Smeagol: Well I have to go now before the fat hobbitess wakes up and trys to kill me for the hundredth time.
Lil Jon: What!
Smeagol: Kill me
Lil Jon: Ok!
Smeagol: Goodbye!
Lil Jon: Bye bitch! All skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet!