M.A.S.H. gone wrong

This is something my friend and I made up at 1:30 in the morning. We were really tired and we based all this on a game of M.A.S.H. we played during our Algebra class. Also

we love all the characters from The Incredibles this is just this thing.

Violet is going to get married to Nick a young actor and Tony her ex-boyfriend goes mad with grief. "Why oh why did she do this to me?" he thought as he drove to the drugstore. He ran in and bought 10 bottles of cold medicine.

He went home and downed the first 3 bottles then threw the other 7 out the window. He didn't die but he did get so depressed he lost everything and ended up wandering the streets. He had been reduced from a nice upper class guy to a hobo.

Meanwhile Violet and Nick had 3 kids. Nick got chosen as the lead in a movie but was fired because of the horrible reviews. He was so depressed that he ran to the nearest drugstore. On his way in he met a hobo begging for money.

"What do you want it for?" Nick asked.

" I need to buy massive amounts of cold medicine so I can do myself in." the hobo replied wearily.

"So do I. What a coincidence. When I go get mine I'll get you some too, sound good?"

"Yep, I'll wait out here."

" Great be right back."

He ran into the store and grabbed 20 bottles of the stuff. Then he went to check out. The clerk was this really nice lady named Nichole.

" What do you want with all that?" She asked suspiciously.

"I have lots of children with colds" he lied quite obviously.

"Uh huh, sure but there are better way to deal with you problems, death is not always the answer."

After that they talked for hours. Nick automatically fell in love. He wanted to kiss her but didn't. He was scum but he wouldn't cheat on his wife.

After he left Nichole he went home to Violet and filled for divorce. She got full custody of the kids and Nick ran off and got married to Nichole.

Two days after they were married the hobo found him. "Hey you never got me the cold medicine!"

"Sorry man. Here," he said tearing off a piece of paper, "I can't get it for you but I'll set you up with a really nice chick and maybe she'll buy it for you."

"Fine what ever." the hobo replied

Nick ended up setting the hobo up with Violet. But what he didn't realize was that the hobo was actually Tony.

When they saw each other again they realized it was fate and got married the next day.

One year later Tony and Vi had a daughter and Nichole and Nick had 11 kids over the next 6 years.

The End