AArgghh i had to upload this so many time because of shitty wordpad ... anyways enjoy
Uncensored Angsty Flashbacks
Chapter 1 : Sasuke and Itachi
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Little Sasuke was frolicking on his way back home from shuriken training, when he saw his brother wearing suspicious clothing and sitting atop a pole.
Upon closer inspection, he discovered his entire clan massacred.
"WTF?" he screamed as tears streamed down his face.
He ran towards his home, checking to see if somehow his family survived…even though EVERYTHING else was killed.
"Father! Mother!" Little Sasuke screamed at the screen door.
"Sasuke don't come in!" came a voice from inside his home.
Instead of following the direct orders of said voice, Sasuke blatantly disregarded them and stepped inside only to find…
"Father! Mother!" screamed Sasuke yet again, even MORE tears streaming down his face and possibly obstructing his vision.
His parents were lying in a somewhat suggestive position, in a pool of their own blood!
"WHHHHHYYYYYYYY! OH CHRIST!"
"Ku Ku Ku, Foolish Little Brother™…Mangekyou Sharingan!
"AAAAARRRGGGHHHH," Sasuke screamed as he had to relive past events such as, but not limited to, his mother and father complimenting him, his brother (EVIL BROTHER) poking him in the forehead, himself looking cute and sleepy with disheveled hair, and the MASSACRE of his CLAN.
"Oh my GOD …. Itach i….. why? WHY?"
"It was to measure my capacity," Itachi replied calmly.
"Are you fucking kidding me? That's all? You killed everything I have ever loved for that? I am so pissed right now…sigh….If only Norman Ninja were here"
"It was essential," Itachi said.
"That's bullshit! ROOOAAARR!" screamed Sasuke as he ran towards Itachi.
Itachi, being the godly man he is, sucker punched Sasuke out the door and onto the street.
"You can't be my brother! He wouldn't do this:(" said Sasuke with the frowny face at the end.
"I did this to ascertain your capacity also."
"WTF? I'M LIKE FIVE YEARS OLD APPROXIMATELY! MY BALLS HAVEN'T EVEN DROPPED YET AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SEE HOW STRONG I AM?"
"You lack hatred."
"?" said Sasuke's facial expression.
"I mean cough you can awaken the Mangekyou Sharingan and try to surpass me," Itachi made a dramatic pause while flashback music started playing in the background, "by killing your….best friend!"
"Dude … Itachi, I don't have any friends. I spent all my life trying to impress you and our clan to make any. Now it means NOTHING. You motherfucker!"
Completely ignoring Sasuke's comments, Itachi went on with his speech, which he totally rehearsed beforehand.
"If you want to become like me and learn the clan's secrets go to – here do you have a pen? Go to the Main temple at Nakano Shrine, then to the Seventh tatami mat – are you getting all this?"
"You think I'm gonna listen to you? You even killed the freakin' rice cracker man!" yelled Sasuke with tears STILL pouring down his face.
"Aaanyways Sasuke, live an unsightly and horrible life, whilst trying to catch up to me in strength. Then when you have this MAD eye of mine …. COME BEFORE MEEEE!"
"BLLEEAAAARRRGGHHHH!" screamed Sasuke in frustration before passing out in the street like the Foolish Little Brother™ he is.
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Purlease Review Next ch. – Gaara and Yashamaru
Oh and if you got the Norman Ninja reference than I love you.