Neji Goes Blind

It was a beautiful summer day. Early in the morning birds were singing peacefully, children were happily playing outside, laughing and enjoying the day. But all that had changed when a young genin by the name of Hyuuga Neji. The Neji most call a genius ninja of Konohagakure. That one summer morning Neji had woken up; like most people when we wake up we're drowsy and are so tired it seems that we just can't see for a few seconds...but for Neji, the Hyuuga clan tensai, it lasted more than a few seconds…

Three minutes of silence as Neji was processing inside his mind, he finally spoke… no… screamed at the top of his lungs

"IM FREAKING BLIND!"

He then got up in such a rush to get to the door and find someone to help that he ran his body full force into the wall. Neji stood sitting on the floor for a few moments until he heard "his" voice; the voice of someone he considered to be the demon of his world; the voice of a man that Neji thought was one hundred times more evil than Gaara.

He heard the voice coming from down the hall calling for him. Neji was in such a shock, that he wished he hadn't panicked and run himself into the wall. For now he could only wait; maybe the fates would smile upon him and make said person go away. Unfortunately, said fates also put him in the Branch House instead of the Main House, so they shouldn't be trusted, but that's besides the point. Just when he thought the worst was over it happened… "he" came….
The door burst open and the demon spoke the words Neji hated with a passion; the words that made him wish he was dead; words so torturous to Neji it made him wish he were deaf.

The voice could belong to no other than… (avert your eyes young ones) "Maito Gai" !! The only man Neji could feel pain just by hearing him speak! Gai almost out of breath had said to Neji

"What's wrong BURNING YOUTH NEJI!?, I heard a LOUD CRASH and came as FAST as I could INVINSIBLY AND CONVICINGLY!!"

Neji could only curse those wretched fates at the irony of this situation. But couldn't complain for he needed help even though this was the outcome. Neji cleared his throat and spoke.

"Gai-sensei I've gone blind… I woke up this mourning and I couldn't se-"

Neji was cut off in mid sentence as Gai spoke

"Neji you are not BLIND!! your eyes have always been LAVENDER!! It's your eye trait BYAKUGAN! You were born with those color of eyes."

Neji began to twitch at the idiotic remark Gai had made, which made Neji's hate for him grow stronger and want to kill him even more… but he couldn't. But he could only try to explain his situation. Neji sighed in hope that maybe this time he'd understand it but before he could… a voice was heard… screaming; maybe in decibels higher then the "Demon-known-as-Maito-Gai" Neji knew who was screaming. There was no doubt about it. the son of the devil himself that goes by the name of "Rock Lee"

"Gai-sensei, GAI-SENSEI!!!!!!"

Lee screamed… no… screeched.
"Gai-sensei WHAT HAPPENED??!!"

Neji now decided more than ever that he wanted to die. He tried to block out the fact that Gai and his demon son, Lee were in his room by thinking of soothing thoughts. Like Gai and Lee getting hit by trucks, or being run over by a train (or beating the hell out of Hinata… just for the sake of it) This way Neji came up with so many ways of killing the moron due that he began to laugh hysterically throwing himself to the floor so hard Gai and Lee thought he had been hurt completely ignoring the fact he was laughing hysterically. Lee was confused and Gai was worried, more or less. Lee then asked

"Gai-sensei, what's wrong with Neji?! IT SEEMS TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG!"
Gai sighed and replied

"Neji thinks he has gone blind because of his eye color and now it seems he has lost his mind. Poor kid I think the fire of his youth is burning out"

After a few minutes of insane laughter (because it is normal to laugh insanely from time to time) Neji realized there was something wrong in his room. It consisted of he himself, Gai and Rock Lee. Neji thought

"hmm… something's not right. Something feels like it's missing, but what could it be?"

Neji stood in slight thought for a good five minutes and was in twitching shock for what he had realized. For it was only a short matter of time before the she-beast with an accuracy rate that will knock your socks off (yes my friends you guessed it) Tenten! had stormed in. His mind began to panic, he didn't know what to say or do, he couldn't run out the door because Gai and Lee were in the room and beside he'd probably run into the wall again. He thought of the window but he wouldn't be able to find it since he was on the seventh floor, and as far as he was concerned he had no plans of dying anytime soon. But with the demon, its son and the she-beast he pondered on the fact that maybe it was time for him to do a living will...