Disclaimer: I don't own Halo or Xbox (Microsoft).
Ok I'm going to tell you flat out our stats so I won't have to pause in the story to tell you the things were good at.
Squrell: he's deadly at the sniper rifle and shows lots of aggression, likes to work in a team.
Zoby: he is a little harder to describe. Likes to ride passenger and prefers back-up from the team. Best LAAG gunner you've ever seen.
Ty: Ty can hit a target 75 yards away with a sniper rifle on iron sights. He's scary to look at with his S2 AM rifle in hand.
Crash: loves to drive and hates to ride. That describes Crash through and through. Great with the pistol since he finds himself using it as his last resort. He normally lets the Gunner do his talking.
Ty's room, 1300 hours Earth time.
Crash: Hey this sucks man, super weak.
Zoby: I know! I always get shot before I get out of red base. Why do you always got to kick our ass like that Ty?
Ty: that's because you guys suck at snipers.
Squrell: Yeah, Ty is right guys.
Crash: just wait until Chiron T134, ill do a lot better on that level.
Ty: just try guys, ill smoke you.
Crash: Not on close quarters you won't, that's where I like to fight.
Announcer voice: Killtacular! Game over.
(Board appears, reading Team death match: blue team 50, red team 41) (Everyone gets up for a quick pee and drink brake, except crash)
Squrell: Hey Crash! C'mon, last pee brake for the next 2 matches!
Crash: Naw, I'll stay here, got to work on something.
Ty: ok then, suit yourself
(Guys go to kitchen)
Ty: man Crash is picking up some on his skills.
Squrell: Yeah, Zoby you're picking up too.
(Five or six minutes pass, guys go back into living room)
Crash: look what I did guys!
Squrell: Woooooooooo...
Ty: Woooooooooo...
Zoby: Woooooooooo...
Crash: it took me a hell of a long time to do it, but I got it done.
(Everyone looks at the screen)
Crash: I finally got my four players Co-op idea to work.
Squrell: how the hell did you do that?
Crash: we'll I went to Rhino games and got this cool mod chip.
Ty: where can I get one of those?
Crash: sorry I got the last one
Squrell: enough talk more playing!
(Guys plug controllers in and start playing pillar of autumn on normal)
-Eight hours later-
Zoby: damn man we've been playing for eight hours now.
Crash: I don't understand why we had to do the truth and reconciliation four times.
Ty: I told you guys I need to work on my sniper skills.
Zoby: Let's take a break guys I need to pee.
(They walk to the kitchen and Zoby goes to pee)
Squrell: Hey crash? How much did that chip cost you anyways?
Crash: it didn't cost me anything. They gave it to me.
Squrell: what?!
Crash: yeah, but they said it was defective or something. I didn't really listen to them.
Ty: that's a bad sign man; I mean why the hell would someone give you a mod chip? Especially if it's defective?
Zoby: don't worry; let's go play some more Halo.
Crash: alright, but in a minute we need to get some food and then go to bed.
Ok I'm going to tell you flat out our stats so I won't have to pause in the story to tell you the things were good at.
Squrell: he's deadly at the sniper rifle and shows lots of aggression, likes to work in a team.
Zoby: he is a little harder to describe. Likes to ride passenger and prefers back-up from the team. Best LAAG gunner you've ever seen.
Ty: Ty can hit a target 75 yards away with a sniper rifle on iron sights. He's scary to look at with his S2 AM rifle in hand.
Crash: loves to drive and hates to ride. That describes Crash through and through. Great with the pistol since he finds himself using it as his last resort. He normally lets the Gunner do his talking.
Ty's room, 1300 hours Earth time.
Crash: Hey this sucks man, super weak.
Zoby: I know! I always get shot before I get out of red base. Why do you always got to kick our ass like that Ty?
Ty: that's because you guys suck at snipers.
Squrell: Yeah, Ty is right guys.
Crash: just wait until Chiron T134, ill do a lot better on that level.
Ty: just try guys, ill smoke you.
Crash: Not on close quarters you won't, that's where I like to fight.
Announcer voice: Killtacular! Game over.
(Board appears, reading Team death match: blue team 50, red team 41) (Everyone gets up for a quick pee and drink brake, except crash)
Squrell: Hey Crash! C'mon, last pee brake for the next 2 matches!
Crash: Naw, I'll stay here, got to work on something.
Ty: ok then, suit yourself
(Guys go to kitchen)
Ty: man Crash is picking up some on his skills.
Squrell: Yeah, Zoby you're picking up too.
(Five or six minutes pass, guys go back into living room)
Crash: look what I did guys!
Squrell: Woooooooooo...
Ty: Woooooooooo...
Zoby: Woooooooooo...
Crash: it took me a hell of a long time to do it, but I got it done.
(Everyone looks at the screen)
Crash: I finally got my four players Co-op idea to work.
Squrell: how the hell did you do that?
Crash: we'll I went to Rhino games and got this cool mod chip.
Ty: where can I get one of those?
Crash: sorry I got the last one
Squrell: enough talk more playing!
(Guys plug controllers in and start playing pillar of autumn on normal)
-Eight hours later-
Zoby: damn man we've been playing for eight hours now.
Crash: I don't understand why we had to do the truth and reconciliation four times.
Ty: I told you guys I need to work on my sniper skills.
Zoby: Let's take a break guys I need to pee.
(They walk to the kitchen and Zoby goes to pee)
Squrell: Hey crash? How much did that chip cost you anyways?
Crash: it didn't cost me anything. They gave it to me.
Squrell: what?!
Crash: yeah, but they said it was defective or something. I didn't really listen to them.
Ty: that's a bad sign man; I mean why the hell would someone give you a mod chip? Especially if it's defective?
Zoby: don't worry; let's go play some more Halo.
Crash: alright, but in a minute we need to get some food and then go to bed.