10 Twilight Excuses For Being Late
I'm sorry I'm late, I was having a staring contest with Jane from the Volturi and I didn't notice the time
I had to go buy normal colour contacts for my eyes!
Jasper made me feel sleepy so I accidently ignored my alarm...
Alice saw me getting hit by traffic when I walked to school so I had to wait until the coast was clear
I was so busy looking at Renesmee's gorgeous face I forgot I had to go!
Out of sheer curiosity I had to put the pack in height order to see who was the tallest. Then Jacob had to gloat about it when he proved me wrong
On the way to school I was going to be attacked by a bear, so I had to scream for Emmett to come and save me, otherwise he would have been annoyed with me all day, and Emmett makes jokes in very bad taste when he's annoyed...
Me and Edward decided we had to enter a marathon and we only just got back. Man, he is fast!
Billy Black challenged me to a wheelchair race back from La Push and I couldn't refuse. Of course then Carlisle had to stitch me up when I fell, and that took a long time.
I had to walk to school, and I refused to let Edward drive because it scares me, so he had to follow me very slowly to school to make sure I was okay