Disclaimer: The usual- I love them, I don't own them, I use them because I've been burdened with wicked purpose to do so. Don't sue, please. I don't own Facebook either. I wouldn't want to, anyway, I dislike the thing.
A/N: It is my take on how Avengers would communicate through Facebook. Will be more Tony/Loki centric in the future. Bad language, slash in future chapters.
Steve: Avengers, assemble !
Bruce: Steve, would you kindly explain why did you invite us on facebook? It's not like we don't have more modern ways to communicate.
Steve: Hello, friends! I invited you to show you this newest wonder of the internet. You wouldn't believe how many people use it! You can share your photos here, videos, chat and even try to play games. And to assure you, I checked the privacy policy, and made an exclusive Avengers group :) See, I even started to 'smiley', that is so modern! :)
Clint: Steve, as much as we appreciate your commitment here, this is just beyond… stupid.
Natasha likes it.
Clint: Tasha, you're here! Haven't heard from you in a long time. You're back in NY?
Natasha: I just got back. In time, I see.
Thor: Welcome my fine friends! My beloved woman showed me this forum. I have been honored with Stevens cordial invitation.
Steve likes it.
Steve: This is so nice, isn't it? We can all communicate through this facebook thing any time we want. Would you believe it, you even have it in your phones? And it is for free!
Tony: And is totally dumb as well, would you believe that too?
Bruce: That was uncalled for, Tony. Steven just tries to be nice.
Tony: No, he doesn't TRY to be nice Bruce. Fucking Care Bares and Ponys compared to him look like uncompassionate bastards. He beats the crap out of Red Cross!
Steve: Hey, I get that reference! And I would never.
Clint: Why didn't you tell us you were back? We missed you.
Steve: Yeah, we missed you :)
Natasha: Steve, you seriously gotta stop with those smileys. Stark, why do you dislike this thing so much? Clint- thank you, I missed you too.
Steve: That is a wonderful question Tony? Why on Earth would you dislike it?
Tony: It's unsafe, so infantile that a five year old could hack on it, people use it only to seem cool and beautiful, which they aren't, and clearly it insults my intelligence just to look at it.
Thor: My dear friends, I invited my brother too, so he could join us and share our happiness and friendship!
Bruce: Steve, you said something about 'exclusiveness'?
Tony: I suggest you stuck your hammer right up your pretty …
Loki: I assure you, Stark, it is has nothing to do with pretty, when it comes to my 'brothers' … back.
Natasha: You're so going to regret it Steve.