Here is some fractured Chirstmas carols for your holiday delight ( Ya! Right!)
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Disclaimer: All Characters of Kim Possible are own by Disney and Mr. Bob and Mr. Mark ( Hey guy! will still give half of my inheritance for Shego) All other characters, vagabonds, thugs, geek, lawyers, capitbaggers, scalliwaggs, bell-ringers, and a couple of 12 years olds planning on hijacking Santa's sleigh are property of their repective authors ( And they know who they are.I'm very scared) Me no profit, me have fun. This song is sung to the tune 'Here Comes Santa Claus' by Gene Autry.
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Hi Everybody! Join me, Captain IT, and my drinking buddies...errr... Kimmunity friends as we sing carols and have a laugh or two this Chirstmas. Hea Ron! What is is Rufus doing in the eggnog bowl?
"The backstroke". ( drum sound)
Why me? Anyway here is our first carol of the evening. Sing along everybody!
Here comes Kim and Shego
Here comes Kim and Shego
Right down wup-ass lane
It's that time of month
They're bloated and bleeding
And driving Ron and Drakken insane
Both are crying and henchmen are flying
Ron and Drakken are heading for the hills
Throw chocolate at them and call Dr. Ann
Please get them a Midol pill.
Here comes Monique
She is quite unique
Got a bone to pick with Wade
Used a ray gun on her and now she is ticked off
Better get him some first aid
This is what you get for shooting a love ray
Now your life is doom
Destroy all the blueprints and lock your door
And never,ever leave your room
Here comes Bonnie, she's not scrawny
Got a perfect tan
Married to Junior, got breast implants
It cost him a hundred grand
She has money and a privite island
But she's not happy with her life
She might call Ron and invite him over
Because she's a desperate housewife
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A/N: Ho ho ho a better way now to light you fireplace that to...Flame The Captain! So send in them review, comment, cookie & milk, or last year Christmas list to me. And as always, we thank-you for your support. Happy Holidays!