Hi, my name's Lucy Weasley. I got this diary because I need an outlet to vent about the insanity that is my life. Not that Louis isn't great to bitch to, but I can't talk to him about exam jitters (NEWTs are next year, and the only one who seems to understand is Rose, but she has OWLs this year, and is studying literally non-stop) or what I think about dad's election campaign (the embarrassment!) or the fact that sometimes I just want to be Lucy. Not Lucy Weasley, or Lucy-who's-dad-is-nearly-MOM or Lucy-Molly's-sister or even Lucy-the-genius. I just want to be me. I can't stand assumptions and sadly my life centres around them.

So yeah. That's me. I guess I should tell you about my family. I don't need to because you'd have to have been living under a rock for the last 25 or so years if you haven't heard of them, but just incase...

My dad is Percy Weasley. He's in the running for minister of magic. I actually get on really well with him, it's Molly that he argues with. She's too rebellious and fiesty and he can't understand her because he was like me when he was a teenager, only more pompous and sensible apparently. He is most likely going to become MOM which is a little bit awkward sometimes, but I'm kind of used to it.

My mother is a saint. She does proper mum things like wearing perfume and baking cakes and even my grandma approves of her, which is unusual as the only daughter-in-laws she really likes are her and Hermione, and even her and Ginny argue. So yeah, everyone likes mum, even Molly, who tries to be rebellious...

Speaking of Molly (that's my big sister if you hadn't gathered), I should hate her, but most of the time I don't. Molly is everything I'm not. She's gorgeous, with strawberry blonde waves of hair and sparkly blue eyes, in contrast to my limp copper waifs and muddy brown ones. She's cool too: her best friends are our cousins, Fred and James and their best friend Tilly Townshall. They're funny and they pull pranks all the time, and everyone loves them and wants to be friends with them all. I'm not pretty, and I'm definitely not funny or cool. I'm the boring Weasley, in the year below them.

Then there's Bill's lot. Bill is really nice and really cool to have as a dad, and Fleur is drop-dead gorgeous. They're always in the society pages of the Prophet and they get featured in Witch Weekley and high-society magazines.

Then there's their daughters, Victoire and Dom. Vic dates Teddy Weasley, who's just beyond handsome. They're both gorgeous and famous and just perfect. Vic's a model and he's in this rockband, called the Metaphorphing Hippogriffs. Then there's Dom. She left Hogwarts in June (it's August now, by the way) and she's just been signed by the Harpies. Dom is the epitome of cool and it's effortless. I should hate her, but I don't.

And finally they have Louis. Louis is my salvation. We've been best friends since practically birth. He's gorgeous, but then he is half veela. Not only that, but he came out in fourth year, and no one was surprised. He was dating Heath MacDonald up until last month, when Louis went all diva on him and they had some huge row. It was all a bit complicated... But anyway, Louis is my confidant and my closest friend and I couldn't cope without him.

Uncle Charlie comes after Bill and Fleur's branch of the family. He lives in Romania on a dragon reserve, but he comes home once or twice a year, and we get on well. He's actually great: really down to Earth and sweet. I really like Charlie.

George's family come next. Uncle George owns a joke shop (in fact, he owns three - one in Diagon Alley, one in Hogsmeade and one in Godric's Hollow. I think he's opening on in Mold on the Wold soon, too, actually...) and he earns a total fortune! He's married to my Aunt Angie. She's really chilled out and nice, although she does sometimes end up shrieking at Fred, but I would too if I had to live with both him and George's constant pranks! It's a nightmare!

Fred is Molly and James' best mate. He's a bit of a prat, but he's mostly okay. He can be a total pain though, and as a prefect it's always my job to tell him off, which is a nightmare because he just takes the piss. His sister Roxie, however, is a total sweetie. She's starting first year this year and she's really lovely. She's quite quiet, so she can get left on the sidelines in our insane family, which I can empathise with right now.

After George, you get Ron and Hermione and Rose and Hugo and Remus and Nymph. My Uncle Ron is considered by many to be a prick. This is true, but his heart's in the right place, and although he argues a lot with Rose and Hermione he loves them loads and you can really tell. Hermione is my favourite aunt though, she's gorgeous but not at all cocky about it, and she's brilliant. She says she was like me in school, which I like, and I want to be like her. She's head of her department at the ministry, but she's also written loads of books, basically completely rewritten the laws on magical creatures, revises Hogwarts, A History at least once every couple of years and she also manages to be an amazing mother, organise constant events and somehow fit in being in the public eye constantly, as the only female member of the golden trio. She's a superwoman and somehow even Grandma Molly likes her!

Rose, her daughter, is really similar. She's best friends with Al and Lily, a well as the Wood-Bell twins and Ben Jordan, plus she's kind of in a love-hate relationship with Scorpius Malfoy. They hate each other, despite the fact all their friends love them both, and I personally think they have a thing for each other, but Rose won't ever admit it! Rose is a genius, and she's gorgeous, although she thinks she's ugly. She has these lovely auburn curls that hang beautifully and big blue eyes with thick lashes, topped off with rosebud lips and the most amazing cheekbones. She's also on the Quidditch team, and, most annoyingly she doesn't want to do any of it, because Rose wants to be an actress and singer and worst of all, she easily could be. Honestly I hate her but she's so nice I love her too. Ugh.

Two years below Rose is little Hugo, who's now thirteen and so not really so little anymore. Hugo is adorable but totally clueless and aloof. Luckily for him, he has Lily to drag him through life without too many mistakes. They're friends with the scamanders, or at least the one who ended up in Hufflepuff (Andy, I think - the other one's in Slytherin and they aren't so close anymore...) as well as Arrie Creevey who is the daughter of Gabrielle Delacour (Fleur's soeur) and Dennis Creevey.

After Hughie you have Nymph and Remus. They're nearly five now, I think, and they're twins. They're totally adorable, and they're the youngest of the "Wotters". They're named after Teddy's parents and they're actually really close to him. I babysit them occasionally and they are really cute.

Last but not least, are Harry and Ginny and their brood of it-kids. Harry (who you must have heard of) is a war hero who defeated Voldemort along with his best mates, Hermione and Ron. He's basically the most famous wizard of all time. He's pretty awesome actually. Anyway, he married Ginny, who's dad's only sister. She's loud and crazy and I like her a lot. Just a shame Grandma Molly disagrees half the time, because they argue a lot. Anyhow, they have three kids. James is the oldest, and he's seventh year with Mol and Fred. He likes Molly's best friend, Tilly, and she likes him too, but they're both dumb and blind so that can be problematic, but yeah, James is super-popular and really good at pranking me. Damn him. He's also always in magazines and papers. He's a bit of a heartthrob - I haven't a clue why.

Al is his younger brother. He's best friends with Scorpius and Rose and I get on quite well with him. He's also on the Quidditch team, of which James is captain, but he isn't quite as popular despite the fact he's also really famous and he looks just like Harry. Finally there's Lily. Lily is pretty and bubbly and cute. Like I say, she's close to Hugo and that lot but she's also really, really close to Rose, to the extent they finish sentences. She's ridiculously nosy, and her ambition is to be a reporter for the Quibbler, which I'm almost certain she will be - she knows everyone's business.

Anyway that's my family, so yeah. They're pretty mad but they're not bad, and I like them. Most of the time, anyway...

Anyhow, I'm going to go for today, but I'll be back soon.

Bye diary ;)

Luce x

A/N: hey! So this is my first fanfiction! I hope you like it and if you could possibly spare a couple of minutes of your time to review I will love you forever! You can even have some virtual cookies! Anyway thank you so much for reading and I hope you like Lucy! I will update soon! X