AN: Hello 2014! :) This is the first thing I have decided to do after my return from a short break (hiatus makes it sound bad, but I won't stop you from hating me, I guess I deserve it?) This is purely fan-based.

After talking with some fanfiction writers/readers, I seem to have this thing I do pretty well at...what if's XD. So here is the obvious what if in Bleach that I think everyone wonders.

Enjoy and I am taking requests! So fill that bog box underneath and ... as you wish ;D

Please ask a What if (The possibilities are endless I tell you), Why (as in something you are confused) and or a Wah?! (Like a disbelief)

Thx! -Feather Pencil :)

Disclaimer: I don't own BLEACH

What if: Mayuri wasn't a robot/human looking?

Me: So Mayuri, do you think of this?

Mayuri: Me?! This is outrageous? My outfit has nothing to do with you. In fact, who are you to judge me.

Me: W-well, Mayuri, this is o-only a devoted and curious fan of-

Mayuri: Pfft, *does the hand wave motion* Annoying fans, wait a minute... who gave you permission into my lab?! NEMU!

Why: Why does Ken-chan have bells in top of his hair?

Yachiru: KENNYYY! SOMEONE WANTS TO ASK YOOU A QQQQQUUUESTION!

Kenpachi: Tell them to go away! I swear I felt Ichigo's spiritaual pressure. *grins* Bet he's trying to hide it. *Barges out of the Squad's barracks.

Yachiru: HEEYYYY! Wait for me!

Me: B-but...what about the question?

... after much running and getting lost in the Seireitei due to Yachiru's sense of direction, the two of them head back to the twelfth with Ichigo no where in sight...

Kenpachi: Damn that kid is getting better at hiding. But that won't get him anywhere.

Yachiru: KEENNNNY! That annoying kid is still there waiting for you to answer.

Kenpachi: Hnn?

Me: W-well you see Kenpachi, we were wondering why you have bells on top of your spik-

Yachiru: Really?! That's all you wanted? I'll tell you!

Kenpachi: Yachiru, stay quiet.

Yachiru ignores Kenpachi: I put them there!

Me: ?!

Yachiru: Well, one day, we were wandering through the forest, and then we got lost.

Me mutters: Wow, that is a shocker, Sherlock.

Yachiru smiles dangerously: I heard that.

*A chilly silence.*

Yachiru suddenly turns back to normal: Anyway, we then went to the marketplace. This bald guys was selling these *points at Kenpachi's bells* Sooo, I wanted to buy them! They looked kinda like those hard candy, you know the one I'm talking about? And I really wanted candy! *pointing at the "candy" again.

Me: Er, sure...you mean like those round Dutch Mints?

Yachiru: Yeah! We looked and looked but didn't see them? Do you know where you can get that?

Me: World of the Living.

Soo... what do ya think? ;)

Leave a review! The only reason I did an OC insert or an autor insert is because this is a sample, so whatever came first in mind, I kinda winged it :]