Thought this up a few weeks ago, and it turned into this little drabble. Enjoy!


"We are not getting," Sam squints at the label, "Specially Prepared Squid Eyes in Cream Sauce."

Gabriel pouted up at his human. "What do you mean, not getting them?"

"I mean," Sam spoke slowly, "That this...food, is disgusting. Who eats these things anyways?"

"Well, maybe I wasn't going to use them for eating so much as for other stuff," Gabriel smirks.

"Then it's definitely a no, Gabe."

"I let you get the fake candy!"

"First of all, it was vegan. Second, that was a compromise. Third, I'm buying," was Sam's unimpressed response.

"Not the point, Sammy!"

Sam sighs, knowing that Gabriel won't let up. His Archangel is like that. "Fine. How about you go get a Hershey bar instead?"

"Okay!"

Shaking his head at the toddler-like former Trickster, Sam picked up another bunch of romaine hearts, looking for the leafiest of the greens.

When he'd moved past the hearts and to the carrots, Sam started to get worried. Where was Gabriel?

"I don't even want to know," he sighs, running a hand through his hair. He had an idea.

Sure enough, he found his boyfriend standing in front of the ice cream freezers, transfixed.

"Sammmyyyyy," was the whine he recieved as he waved a hand in front of Gabriel's face, "Can we?"

"N-" he was cut off as Gabriel clasped a hand over his mouth, finally looking serious.

"I don't want to hear that word."

"But-" Sam tried to get out.

"Couch."

"Don't threaten me, Gabe."

"A week."

"N-"

"Two weeks."

"N-"

"Indefinitely."

"Fine."

The grin on Gabriel's face is huge, and Sam wonders what had happened to him and his self resolve.

"You owe me when we get home."

The filthy grin on Gabriel's face sends a thrill right through him, "I do."


*winks* And we all know where that leads...don't we, dear readers?

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