Disclaimer: I do not own (unfortunatelly) Ranma ½ it was written by Rumiko Takahashi! This is my first fanfiction that I ever wrote, and my english isn't the best, but I hope despite that you will still like it. Please Review if you like the idea and story so far! Enjoy!

Chapter 1: The pill

In the night, a loud shriek could be heard in the ward of Tokyo, in Nerima, namely in the Tendo house, coming from a short haired girl in her room. Akane looked angry and frightened at Happosai, who just sneaked into her room, to steal her underwear.

-"Oh, sweeto!"-said the old little man, grabbing a white bra.

In the next moment a sleepy pigtailed boy smashed trough the door into Akane's room.

-"Akane! What's going on? Oh it's you again old geezer! Don'cha have to do anything better in the middle of the night? Give that back!"–with that Ranma started an attack against him, but he just sent him to the ceiling with his pipe.

-"Okey, you wanted it"…-the boy ran out of the room, and in a few moments later a red haired girl came back-„hey , look at this!"-and he (now she) putted of his shirt.

-"If you think, you can fool me with this, you are terribly mistaken!"-but as he said that, he was allready on Ranma's breast and rubbed his head against them. That was, what Ranma waited for. With a strong punch to his head, he knocked him out.

The old man woke up to the cold wind that blew at him. He lay in the yard near the koi pond.

"Curse you Ranma! You will regret this! I will use my new attaintment: the legendary pill of independence on you."-he fumbled in a box for a while, then he grabbed a pouch within.-„Here is it. The description says the man who swallow it will chase after all girls. So you will be held for a pervert, and Akane will dump you. Nyehehehe!"-with this, he quietly sneaked into the sleeping boys room. "Now all I have to do, to put this in your mouth, and the horror will begin after you awake. Nyerk!"-a panda rolled over him in this moment. It took several minutes to free himself from the grab of the animal, and leaned toward Ranma. He putted the pill in his mouth, wich was widely open because of his loud snoring, and then he folded his lips. The boy instinctively swallowed the pill.

-"Well see you tomorrow Ranma!"-with an evil smile he left the room.

-"Ranma, we are going to be late to school! Wake up allready!"-Akane slapped the boys head, as she heard a whimper coming from him, she took that an advice, that he is now awake and went to the living room.

-"What was that"-yawned the pigtailed martial artist, and scraching his hair went to the bathroom, to make himself ready for school. After he was ready he went to get some breakfast. At the table was sitting Kasumi, who was giving a cup of rise to her father Soun, who took it while reading a newspaper . Next to him was Genma now in his human form, Nabiki, and Akane. *This was the girl who waked me*-tought Ranma, who hopped next to his father and began his daily fight with him over the food. As the battle abated, he switched his attention again to the girl next to him.

-"Who are you? A friend of Nabiki?"

Akane looked at him in surprise, not knowing at first what to say. "Who do you think I am baka… Stop joking early in the morning."

Ranma stared at him, not saying anything. This wasn't the response what he had expected.

"What?"-asked Akane now a little angry. "If you have to say something then say it you idiot"

"I really don't know who you are! Stop teasing me, I haven't done anything wrong!"-now the whole family looked at him.

"She is your fiancé"-said Nabiki with an amused tone.

"What? Not another! Oyaji, what did you do again?"-asked Ranma grabbing his father.

"What do you mean by that?"

"Well I got allready Ucchan thanks to you, and Shampoo too. I have'd enough problems so far, don't make it more difficult!"

"My boy, have you gone insane? Akane is the only one whom you should marry, to unite the Tendo and Saotome schools, and take over the dojo."

"That's right Saotome"-nodded Soun.

"You got to be kiddin' right? I don't event know her, I never saw her!"

"Then why do you think you are living here?"-pointed out Nabiki.

"Well I don't know exactly, but oyaji is good at living on others people's money so he organised this somehow.

"Oh-oh, I think this might be the side effect of the pill that I gave him"-Happosai hopped on the table with an innocent face.

"Master, what have you done to him? Make that back!"

"I gave him this!"-and lifted a pocket, which Nabiki grabbed fast.-„Hey that was mine, give it back!"

- "The legendary pill of independence"-started reading- „If you take it, you will be able to forget the women, who is holding you back from chacing girls. You will be able to live a totally independent life, and you won't be worried how girls feel."

-"How could you? Make him back to normal!"-Soun grabbed the old man's shirt, but immediately regreted it, because he found himself on the ground with a hump on his head.

Nabiki turned the paper-"If you want to make him remember again, the person who he forgot have to say something to shock him out of this state."

"Well I think I can handle that."-Akane made a small grin at her fiance and started to shout at him-"BAKA, PERVERT, BRAINLESS, EGOIST, SLIME, PIG, IDIOT"…

-"Hey stop the insults I don't think they would work"-with that Ranma stood from the table-"I'm going now, don't want to be late."

-"I think this won't be so easy. Well, it's up to you now my child, bring us back the old Ranma! Now Saotome-kun, some shogi?"

-"But if I win, you have to threat me something!"

-"Akane, gambatte!" –smiled Nabiki at her younger sister-"I'm going now too."

*What am I supposed to do now, I don't think the school will be amusing with these circumstances today. What should I tell to my friends? And I hope Ranma won't make any stupid things because of this pill. Oh well, it was never easy, wasn't it?* „Ittekimasu!" (=I'm gone)