B.J brings on the Nazi downfall.

This is inspired by the tons of Downfall parodies I've seen on Youtube. This is set in 1945, but like all Downfall parodies it has parts from the future such as mobile phones and internet. This is set in an alternative universe in 1945 where parts of the future exist.

Hey it can happen, if the Flintstones can have television and ovens in the stone age. Anything's possible!

This takes place in the Wolfenstein 3D universe combined with the universe of a Downfall parody.

Use Google Translate if you want to know what Hitler and Fegelein are saying.

William B.J. Blazkowicz patrolled the halls of Castle Whatever hoping to track down and eliminate Adolf Hitler. B.J murdered any Nazis that came his way.

"God! Who designed these corridors." B.J snarled.

"Hitler designed them that way, so that you would get lost in them." An English voice said. Although the voice was in English. The accent was German.

B.J turned to shoot the Nazi stranger. "WAIT! Don't shoot! I can help you!" He shouted as B.J had his MP40 machine gun turned on him.

B.J lowered his gun. "I'm listening." He said.

"I'm Hermann Fegelein. I hate Adolf Hitler as much as you do. I play several antics on him but none seem to have worked on taking him down, so hearing you were around. You seemed the right man for the job."

"Go on." Said B.J

"When you take on Hitler, he's gonna appear in a super mech-suit with four chainguns. I've been doing some editing to his suit. Here use this remote to completely dismantle it."

Fegelein handed B.J a small grey box, it only had a big red button on it.

"WOW! Thanks!" Smiled B.J.

"So I'm off the hook?" Fegelein smiled back.

"Like FUCK you are!" snarled B.J. At this B.J kicked Fegelein in the genitals as hard as he could.

"AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! Mein Gott! Why, man, why?"

"I've read all about your antics on your Facebook page. You're one demented fucker. I hate Hitler as much as anybody but you take it too far! If you lived the world would equally fall into chaos!"

"Even if you kill me…I'll be back…."

"Yes…yes I've heard all about your resurrection. It's because Dr Schabbs clones you back to life. Well not this time! I've killed him too." B.J gave an evil grin.

"Scheiß…" Fegelein said softly"

B.J opened fire on Fegelein, killing him instantly.

"Ahhh….I give ginger haired people a good name everywhere." Smiled B.J.

Using the map, he had received from Fegelein. B.J found the room that Adolf Hitler was in.

"Die, Allied schweinhund!" Hitler shouted at seeing B.J.

"I think you'll be doing the dying Hitler!" B.J snarled. He pressed the switch and Hitler's Mech suit then fell apart into a plie of metal on the floor..

Hitler then smiled nervously and looked at the floor.

"Nun ... das ist umständlich ..." he said.

B.J grinned evilly at Hitler.

"Können wir besprechen Sie dies über einige Scones und Tee?"

"Sorry Dolfy, don't speak that much German." B.J then opened fire on Hitler killing him.

"Mein Tod...Was könnte schlimmer sein?"

"I can understand that, Dolfy, and I'll tell you what's worse. How about uploading your death onto Facebook for everybody to see?

"Aw…nein!" screamed Hitler.

B.J then put his smartphone onto Hitler's dying body and took a picture. He then lifted up Hitler's body put his arm around him and took another photo with him and Hitler in the photo.

Smartphone $125 American dollars.

Humilating Adolf Hitler around the world online. Priceless.

The end.